Unpatriotism & Restless Face Syndrome
Big News
President Bush and congressional leaders on Wednesday refused to compromise on Iraq. They knew it would be a tough day when the President walked in with his sleeves rolled up two laps...
- And wearing his new 10-gallon green beret.
President Bush said, "This no time for politics as usual." Which politicians always say when it's politics as usual.
My fellow Americans, what we have here is a serious lack of patriotism. "Unpatriotism" is the spirit Americans display when we can't find an enemy to dislike as much as we dislike each other.
Taxpayers in the Northeast swamped by a powerful storm just before the filing deadline can delay filing their federal returns for another week. They'll remember the storm of ought-7 for years to come -- the storm that was so bad nobody could pay their taxes.
- How many folks will be praying for another storm next week?
One of the tabloids reported today that Michael Jackson is suffering from Restless Face Syndrome. That's when you've had so many face lifts your Adam's apple is in your nose.
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Love & Learn
How Much Music Can You Make? - Imagine this. A concert violinist is performing a difficult piece in front of a large audience. Suddenly there is a loud snap that reverberates throughout the auditorium. A story and lesson that has more to do with life than with music.
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Autoword: Audi RS 4 - The RS 4 is a staggeringly fast outlaw with all-wheel drive and a six-speed manual transmission. It's a racecar for the street, and some of the engine technology comes from Audi's racecars.
A Greener View - Clivia lilies, also known as Kaffir lilies, are native to South Africa, but they will bloom beautifully almost anywhere with just a little care.
Money and You - Law firm takes corporations to task for high 401(k) fees.
Today's horoscope...
Taurus: Today is an excellent day to buy western boots, western pants, and western cows. Assuming, of course, you are a cow person.
- And they have your size.
Shallow Thoughts
Remember, you can't fool all the people all the time -- but you MUST fool them during the campaign.
Job is my favorite character in the Bible. This was a man who suffered every trial imaginable, except having to deal with a credit card company.
President Bush and congressional leaders on Wednesday refused to compromise on Iraq. They knew it would be a tough day when the President walked in with his sleeves rolled up two laps...
- And wearing his new 10-gallon green beret.
President Bush said, "This no time for politics as usual." Which politicians always say when it's politics as usual.
My fellow Americans, what we have here is a serious lack of patriotism. "Unpatriotism" is the spirit Americans display when we can't find an enemy to dislike as much as we dislike each other.
Taxpayers in the Northeast swamped by a powerful storm just before the filing deadline can delay filing their federal returns for another week. They'll remember the storm of ought-7 for years to come -- the storm that was so bad nobody could pay their taxes.
- How many folks will be praying for another storm next week?
One of the tabloids reported today that Michael Jackson is suffering from Restless Face Syndrome. That's when you've had so many face lifts your Adam's apple is in your nose.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical humor site.
Love & Learn
How Much Music Can You Make? - Imagine this. A concert violinist is performing a difficult piece in front of a large audience. Suddenly there is a loud snap that reverberates throughout the auditorium. A story and lesson that has more to do with life than with music.
Models, Meet Your Parents - Can any idiot be a model? Well, according to a new book by Roshumba Williams, yes - with a lot of help along the way. Includes: 10 questions parents should ask potential agents.
Autoword: Audi RS 4 - The RS 4 is a staggeringly fast outlaw with all-wheel drive and a six-speed manual transmission. It's a racecar for the street, and some of the engine technology comes from Audi's racecars.
A Greener View - Clivia lilies, also known as Kaffir lilies, are native to South Africa, but they will bloom beautifully almost anywhere with just a little care.
Money and You - Law firm takes corporations to task for high 401(k) fees.
Today's horoscope...
Taurus: Today is an excellent day to buy western boots, western pants, and western cows. Assuming, of course, you are a cow person.
- And they have your size.
Shallow Thoughts
Remember, you can't fool all the people all the time -- but you MUST fool them during the campaign.
Job is my favorite character in the Bible. This was a man who suffered every trial imaginable, except having to deal with a credit card company.
posted by Joe Hickman at 2:37 PM
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