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Big News

President Bush said again Wednesday Iran is supplying weapons in Iraq. And he'll keep saying it every day until somebody believes it.
- It's called staying the course.

Blowing snow and sleet glazed windshields and roads across the Northeast and the Midwest on Wednesday, closing schools and snarling travel. It was so cold in upstate New York, the chill factor flew south.
- You know it's cold when your gallstones are chattering.
- Hillary Clinton said if she'd known it would be that cold she would have worn her hot water pantyhose.

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Love & Learn

LifeWire: Sleepwalking - More children walk in their sleep than adults.

Autoword: Ford Edge SEL - Leading Edge: Smartly designed crossover SUV looks to be the future of Ford.

WellNews - A different take on fitness and health news: fun quickies that are actually interesting. A weekly roundup of the latest.

Decor Score - Couple has a shady future in their country home.

Money and You - New laws help employees figure out 401(k) plans.

Sports Fact - Austin Carr, master of March MadnessSports Fact - Mama's delimma: Who to root for?Sports Fact - Substitute makes most of all-star opportunity.

Home How To - Toilet Repair ... Tile floor installation. ... Stucco repair ..

A Greener View - Propagating Plants .. A bird watching weekend .. Roses, the ultimate flower: AARS winners

Shallow Thoughts

Well, my nose stopped running. I think it froze.

You know your car is too old when you take it into the garage and all the mechanics stand up.

No More Big News

Bad News

Sorry, now that Anna Nicole is gone, there is no more news.

It's Valentine's Day, a day to express your true feelings to that special someone -- which is probably why Rosie O'Donnell sent Donald Trump two dozen dead roses.

Love & Learn

Health Should Be Group Goal for Families - Parents who have adopted a lifestyle to include healthy foods and regular exercise are living role models for their children. Parents who aren't quite there yet can follow these tips to help their children and improve the whole family's health habits.

Valentine Fun .... Valentine Trivia

Travel and Adventure: Two of the World's Best - Anyone who hasn't visited either Australia or New Zealand is missing out on two of the world's best destinations.

Bush Zampoliti - How odd that some 15 years after the fall of the Soviet Union, the concept of the political officer has returned - and in Washington, D.C., of all places. President George W. Bush last month signed an executive order creating regulatory policy officers within every federal agency.

FYI Travel - The Quiet Caribbean island of Grenada is beginning to make some noise.

Analysis: Media - The news media's credibility problem.

Love Quotes for Valentine's Day - If you're falling head-over-heels in love, been married 60 years, or just have a crush on someone, you'll find these love quotes can help you express your feelings this Valentine's Day.

Waltzing through Vienna - Vienna is the only city that lends its name to a waltz, cuisine and coffee, and its major food group is desserts. And there is oh so much more!

Prom dresses for 2007 - Catwalk designs for prom dresses in 2007 are promising to be more beautiful than ever!

Shallow Thoughts

It's Valentine's Day, the day, according to legend, birds choose their mates. By the way, male birds do not bring flowers or candy to their mates. The more romantic ones, I suppose, might bring a nice worm for dinner.

I'll never forget. Our first Valentine's Day, we had a romantic dinner. I was my first candlelight Whopper

My wife and I always get each other something sexy for Valentine's Day. This year I gave her lingerie and she bave me a Brad Pitt mask.