Stop & Smell the Goats
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In a direct challenge to President Bush, House Democrats unveiled legislation Thursday requiring the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from Iraq by the fall of next year. Actually, some of the troops could stay, but Halliburton wouldn't get paid.
- So that pretty much takes care of Iraq.
Of course, in early 2009 Bush will no longer be President, so he might want to lead an expeditionary force in Iraq.
- Oh, I forgot, he's got all that brush that needs clearing.
President Bush left Thursday on a five-nation tour of Latin America. It's a good thing. Everybody now and then needs to take time to stop and smell the llamas.
I'll be surprised if the White House springs forward. Springing forward in the winter just seems too liberal.
Sacramento Kings player Ron Artest was arrested for domestic violence Monday after he slapped a woman who had attacked his Hummer with a frying pan. Defense attorneys will contend the woman did not have a permit to carry a concealed pan.
- Unfortunately, Artest's Hummer insurance did not cover frying pan assault.
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Shallow Thoughts
Did you ever wonder if maybe all allergies are caused by Kleenex?
Spring training -- that's when the teach all the rookies how to spit.
I save time in the morning by eating as I drive to work. The only touchy part is pouring the syrup on the pancakes
The neighbor's lights were really flashing last night. I guess they forgot to turn off the Clapper before spanking the kid again.
In a direct challenge to President Bush, House Democrats unveiled legislation Thursday requiring the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from Iraq by the fall of next year. Actually, some of the troops could stay, but Halliburton wouldn't get paid.
- So that pretty much takes care of Iraq.
Of course, in early 2009 Bush will no longer be President, so he might want to lead an expeditionary force in Iraq.
- Oh, I forgot, he's got all that brush that needs clearing.
President Bush left Thursday on a five-nation tour of Latin America. It's a good thing. Everybody now and then needs to take time to stop and smell the llamas.
I'll be surprised if the White House springs forward. Springing forward in the winter just seems too liberal.
Sacramento Kings player Ron Artest was arrested for domestic violence Monday after he slapped a woman who had attacked his Hummer with a frying pan. Defense attorneys will contend the woman did not have a permit to carry a concealed pan.
- Unfortunately, Artest's Hummer insurance did not cover frying pan assault.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Tween 12 and 20 - Parents should encourage, not compare .. Stick to ball games .. Tips offered for both sides of bullying .. Athletics not more important than music .. Wait until girl turns 16 to visit .. End unhealthy relationship immediately ..
Travel and Adventure - Jazz it up in Sacramento.
DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD, including Borat, Fast Food Nation, Confetti, a new VeggieTales: Moe and the Big Exit, and loads of TV stuff and more.
Travel and Adventure - Swedish designer glass blends artistry, craftsmanship.
Lifewire: Smoking and TB - A study published by the American Medical Association's found evidence that smokers have a greater risk of developing a tuberculosis infection, which can become active TB.
Shallow Thoughts
Did you ever wonder if maybe all allergies are caused by Kleenex?
Spring training -- that's when the teach all the rookies how to spit.
I save time in the morning by eating as I drive to work. The only touchy part is pouring the syrup on the pancakes
The neighbor's lights were really flashing last night. I guess they forgot to turn off the Clapper before spanking the kid again.
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