Frostbite Warning for Flashers!
Big News
Osama bin Laden, in his annual Christmas message, urged believers to confront continuous aggression against Iraq and stand up to U.S. leaders, branding them "enemies of God." Oh, Osama, you're so hairy 'cause yo mama had a fling with Bigfoot.
- Just shut up and go stuff your Christmas goat!
You know what I'd like to see? An "Amazing Dog Fight" between Osama bin Laden and U.S. Vice-Fruitcake Dick Cheney.
- Man, Cheney would shoot Osama's beard off so fast....
- It couldn't possibly be considered torture.
I'm sorry, Mr. Huckabee, the term "Christian Republican" is just a bit too incongruous. I mean, I don't think I've even ever heard the term "Bleeding-Heart Hawk."
President Bush signed a $555 billion bill Wednesday to fund the Iraq war and keep the government running well into 2008. Wow, $555 billion! Now that is a gift card.
'Tis the season for Mideast peace talks. The problem is, everybody wants to make the other guy sleep in the stable.
The Midwest got a white, stormy, and really cold Christmas. It was so bad the U.S. Weather Service issued a Frostbite Warning for Flashers.
Love & Learn
A little knowledge goes a long way during cold and flu season - Each year these common maladies seem to cause as much confusion as they do congestion. And too often our treatment plans are based on myth and advertising hype. Check out your cold and flu IQ.
Jesus: Born to Die - Throughout the New Testament, we read about Jesus preaching the Good News, working miracles, and teaching his disciples to follow in his footsteps. He was focused only on one thing -- the path to Jerusalem, his death, and the subsequent great glory of his resurrection. He came to die. For you and me.
Film Closeup: Will Smith - In 'I Am Legend,' Will Smith is on his own and in danger in Manhattan after a virus has transformed everyone else into cannibals.
Tween 12 and 20: Cool Advice for Teens and Their Parents - Don't blame the performers and athletes... Grandmother's stirring up trouble... Don't be stupid about sex... Mom is an Internet addict... Tips must be earned... Traits of lucky people... Tired of wondering about sex...
This Week's Dream Trips - #1: The gaucho is the essence of Argentina; #2: Grand Canyon Railway is a time machine back to 1901; #3: The lure of Buenos Aires; #4: American Indian art thrives in Prescott trading post.
Shallow Thoughts
Have you noticed? During the holidays your clothes seem to get really crowded.
Texas has gun control. You can buy a gun anytime anywhere, but you have to wait five days before you can shoot anybody.
Last night in the parking lot I was confronted by a mugger. I told him I was a blogger, he gave me 20 bucks and let me go
The office Christmas party was the best ever. I just hope the boss never fins out who put his toupee in the Veg-a-matic.
Yes, 'tis the season to be jolly -- and to stick duct tape over the little glass on the bathroom scale.
Well, I got four bottles of aftershave and a Tasmanian Devil tie. And now come the tax forms and my Ed MacMahon letter. I don't know if I can stand much more joy.
Osama bin Laden, in his annual Christmas message, urged believers to confront continuous aggression against Iraq and stand up to U.S. leaders, branding them "enemies of God." Oh, Osama, you're so hairy 'cause yo mama had a fling with Bigfoot.
- Just shut up and go stuff your Christmas goat!
You know what I'd like to see? An "Amazing Dog Fight" between Osama bin Laden and U.S. Vice-Fruitcake Dick Cheney.
- Man, Cheney would shoot Osama's beard off so fast....
- It couldn't possibly be considered torture.
I'm sorry, Mr. Huckabee, the term "Christian Republican" is just a bit too incongruous. I mean, I don't think I've even ever heard the term "Bleeding-Heart Hawk."
President Bush signed a $555 billion bill Wednesday to fund the Iraq war and keep the government running well into 2008. Wow, $555 billion! Now that is a gift card.
'Tis the season for Mideast peace talks. The problem is, everybody wants to make the other guy sleep in the stable.
The Midwest got a white, stormy, and really cold Christmas. It was so bad the U.S. Weather Service issued a Frostbite Warning for Flashers.
Love & Learn
A little knowledge goes a long way during cold and flu season - Each year these common maladies seem to cause as much confusion as they do congestion. And too often our treatment plans are based on myth and advertising hype. Check out your cold and flu IQ.
Jesus: Born to Die - Throughout the New Testament, we read about Jesus preaching the Good News, working miracles, and teaching his disciples to follow in his footsteps. He was focused only on one thing -- the path to Jerusalem, his death, and the subsequent great glory of his resurrection. He came to die. For you and me.
Film Closeup: Will Smith - In 'I Am Legend,' Will Smith is on his own and in danger in Manhattan after a virus has transformed everyone else into cannibals.
Tween 12 and 20: Cool Advice for Teens and Their Parents - Don't blame the performers and athletes... Grandmother's stirring up trouble... Don't be stupid about sex... Mom is an Internet addict... Tips must be earned... Traits of lucky people... Tired of wondering about sex...
This Week's Dream Trips - #1: The gaucho is the essence of Argentina; #2: Grand Canyon Railway is a time machine back to 1901; #3: The lure of Buenos Aires; #4: American Indian art thrives in Prescott trading post.
Shallow Thoughts
Have you noticed? During the holidays your clothes seem to get really crowded.
Texas has gun control. You can buy a gun anytime anywhere, but you have to wait five days before you can shoot anybody.
Last night in the parking lot I was confronted by a mugger. I told him I was a blogger, he gave me 20 bucks and let me go
The office Christmas party was the best ever. I just hope the boss never fins out who put his toupee in the Veg-a-matic.
Yes, 'tis the season to be jolly -- and to stick duct tape over the little glass on the bathroom scale.
Well, I got four bottles of aftershave and a Tasmanian Devil tie. And now come the tax forms and my Ed MacMahon letter. I don't know if I can stand much more joy.
posted by Joe Hickman at 2:53 PM
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