Wow, That's 21,000 in Dog Years!
Big News
King Tut's buck-toothed face was unveiled Sunday for the first time in public — more than 3,000 years after the youngest and most famous pharaoh to rule ancient Egypt was buried in his golden underground tomb. I suppose Tut's teeth are a prime example of what can happen if you don't floss for 3,000 years.
- Tut's preparing for a U.S. tour with his first stop at the Arts Museum in Dallas. Reportedly, if he will stay, Jerry Jones will offer him $70-million and a free sky box in his choice of the new Cowboys stadium or the Bush Library.
- Jerry calls him King "Toot."
Newsman Brian Williams was pretty funny as host of "Saturday Night Live." NBC is bringing in the biggest names it can find who can be funny. Next week: Osama bin Laden.
John McCain, a Vietnam war prisoner, argues his top rivals for the GOP nomination aren't qualified to be president in wartime because they never served in the military. But, John, in the last four elections, people preferred the guy who avoided military service. John Kerry, Al Gore, Bob Dole, All heroes nobody wanted. New strategy, John. Hurry.
Instead of sending more troops to Iraq, why don't we send Republicans? It's fair. They'll come back Democrats.
Love & Learn
A Site for Sore______ - Are you a "cyberchondriac?" If you have ever typed in a disease or condition into a search box on the Internet, you qualify. But don't take offense. Everybody's doing it, using the Web to obtain health-related information.
TV Closeup: Amy Brenneman - After receiving several offers she couldn't refuse, Amy Brenneman reluctantly got into bed with ABC a couple of years ago. It was an amazing feat, as the comely actress was perfectly happy as a stay-at-home mom.
In Fashion: Sweater Pickin' Time - Casual fall weekends call for getting cozy with a few of our all-time fashion favorites. Those soft sweaters wrap us up in sheer pleasure.
Back to Basics - He said, "I remember my wedding day. As we unloaded the van into our little house, I said, 'Babe, this is your and my little world.'" He added, "We've been fighting for the world's championship ever since."
Waterboarding: Still Not Good Enough - Michael Mukasey is a man on a tightrope. He likely knows that waterboarding is not just, as he said, "repugnant," but actual torture. Yet he cannot say so because the man who nominated him won't.
Custody Injustice Goes Way Beyond Britney - Divorce your husband? Say goodbye to your kids. That's the message family courts are sending to women in conflict-ridden families everywhere.
Shallow Thoughts
After watchng all those TV commercials, I now believe all personal injury lawyers are shysters beyond a reasonable doubt.
Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and you always turn the twist-tie on the bread the wrong way.
Just think, in only 52 weeks we'll decide who to blame for the 2009 gas price increaseS.
King Tut's buck-toothed face was unveiled Sunday for the first time in public — more than 3,000 years after the youngest and most famous pharaoh to rule ancient Egypt was buried in his golden underground tomb. I suppose Tut's teeth are a prime example of what can happen if you don't floss for 3,000 years.
- Tut's preparing for a U.S. tour with his first stop at the Arts Museum in Dallas. Reportedly, if he will stay, Jerry Jones will offer him $70-million and a free sky box in his choice of the new Cowboys stadium or the Bush Library.
- Jerry calls him King "Toot."
Newsman Brian Williams was pretty funny as host of "Saturday Night Live." NBC is bringing in the biggest names it can find who can be funny. Next week: Osama bin Laden.
John McCain, a Vietnam war prisoner, argues his top rivals for the GOP nomination aren't qualified to be president in wartime because they never served in the military. But, John, in the last four elections, people preferred the guy who avoided military service. John Kerry, Al Gore, Bob Dole, All heroes nobody wanted. New strategy, John. Hurry.
Instead of sending more troops to Iraq, why don't we send Republicans? It's fair. They'll come back Democrats.
Love & Learn
A Site for Sore______ - Are you a "cyberchondriac?" If you have ever typed in a disease or condition into a search box on the Internet, you qualify. But don't take offense. Everybody's doing it, using the Web to obtain health-related information.
TV Closeup: Amy Brenneman - After receiving several offers she couldn't refuse, Amy Brenneman reluctantly got into bed with ABC a couple of years ago. It was an amazing feat, as the comely actress was perfectly happy as a stay-at-home mom.
In Fashion: Sweater Pickin' Time - Casual fall weekends call for getting cozy with a few of our all-time fashion favorites. Those soft sweaters wrap us up in sheer pleasure.
Back to Basics - He said, "I remember my wedding day. As we unloaded the van into our little house, I said, 'Babe, this is your and my little world.'" He added, "We've been fighting for the world's championship ever since."
Waterboarding: Still Not Good Enough - Michael Mukasey is a man on a tightrope. He likely knows that waterboarding is not just, as he said, "repugnant," but actual torture. Yet he cannot say so because the man who nominated him won't.
Custody Injustice Goes Way Beyond Britney - Divorce your husband? Say goodbye to your kids. That's the message family courts are sending to women in conflict-ridden families everywhere.
Shallow Thoughts
After watchng all those TV commercials, I now believe all personal injury lawyers are shysters beyond a reasonable doubt.
Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and you always turn the twist-tie on the bread the wrong way.
Just think, in only 52 weeks we'll decide who to blame for the 2009 gas price increaseS.
posted by Joe Hickman at 3:55 PM
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