Vampires Applaud "300"

Big News

The number one movie at the box office this weekend was "300," called by many as the most disgusting move ever made.
- The sequel, "600," will be our in April.
- If they can find 600 gallons of fake blood that quickly.

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Shallow Thoughts

There are two types of drivers: Those who speed and those who get run over.

I get so depressed trying to exercise it takes four Snicker bars to cheer me up.

Today's incredibly intriguing amazing but true accurate correct fact:

Did you know there are 6,500 windows in the Empire State Building, and that's enough to keep a Peeping Tom busy for 18 years?
- And remember to forget where you read it.