Swift Boat Veterans for Trash

Big News

British Prime Minister Tony Blair says he will start removing British solders from Iraq over the coming months. Reportedly, the Swift Boat Veterans for Trash called an emergency meeting to start rumors that Blair fathered Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.

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Love & Learn

Aging Lifestyles - Dealing with sleep apnea.

Lung Cancer and Nonsmokers - Smoking isn't the only cause for lung cancer. In fact, more nonsmokers are now being diagnosed with the dreaded disease than in the past.

TV Closeup - Lucy Lawless plays D'Anna Biers, No. 3, in the sci-fi series "Battlestar Galactica."

DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD, including Babel, Shut Up and Sing, Man of the Year, Keeping Mum, The Prestige, For Your Consideration, and loads of TV stuff and more.

The Guy Factor: Overconfidence Makes for Risky Investments - In one study, men traded 45 percent more frequently than women and their returns were worse than the female accounts. The increasing popularity of the Web only fueled the phenomenon of male investors gone wild.

Shallow Thoughts

Native Americans served the Pilgrims their first popcorn on this day in 1630. Followed by another first for America -- interracial teeth-picking.

Skiing demonstrates the bones in the human body are a lot like campaign promises -- they're made to be broken.

Do you realize you could make a set of medium Longjohns out of Yao Ming's sweat socks?

Chewing tobacco for today's blog is supplied by P'touy de Paree, the exciting new chew made especially for ladies. Milder than that awful stuff men chew, P'touy contains a breath freshener, an antacid, and just a hint of Pepto-Bismol.
- In 32 gorgeous colors to match your lipstick.

Happy Lent and Stuff!

Big News

Three climbers stranded on Mount Hood were rescued Monday. Thank goodness for mountain climbers and the people who rescue them. Otherwise, there's be no good news this year at all.
- I hope the rescuers had the good sense to grab a large chunk of the royalties to the climbers' story. Otherwise, I'd take 'em right back up there. (HaBlog)

Jet Blue hopes to get back on schedule Tuesday. The angry folks who were stranded for hours on the airliners last week will probably settle down as time passes -- at least until JetBlue bills them by the hour for lodging.

Mardi Gras is breaking out all over. Mardi Gras is a French term meaning Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday is an English term meaning "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

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Love & Learn

Build a Better Brain - You work on your abs, condition your hair and pay dearly to have someone make your feet presentable. But what are you doing to make your mind sparkle?

Editorial: About Crying Wolf - Articles of Feith, Douglas Feith.

Get Off the Roller Coaster and Get a Financial Plan - Planning is vital to a good financial future, say financial planners, yet a lot of people don't think about it.

Travel: Worldwide Beauty - Spring flowers around the world.

It's Real. It's Here. It's Time to Tackle the Problem - No one can seriously argue anymore that global warming isn't happening and that human activity isn't a significant part of the cause. The question now is what to do about it.

Nothing Will Grow There! - "You're wasting your time. Nothing will ever grow there! Ever felt that way about your life?" Well, something just might grow there.

Shallow Thoughts

Mardi Gras is when you eat too much and drink too much. So it's basically Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve all rolled into one.

Every year Congress gives up the same thing for Lent: They give up any thought of giving anything up.

Of course, the liberals think if we'd legalize Jerry Springer, only half as many people would watch him.

Horoscope. Scorpio: A door-to-door Eskimo will sell you a side of walrus for your freezer. Do not cook the tusk in your microwave.