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Senate Democrats ignored a veto threat and pushed through a bill Thursday requiring President Bush to start withdrawing troops from "the civil war in Iraq." Dick Cheney said it a sign we're winning and invited Senator Chuck Hagel to go rat hunting in New York.
- President Bush will veto the bill just as soon as Halliburton agrees to finance the war.
Oh, before I forget, be careful out there on April 1st. Practical jokers can wind up in Gitmo.
Sunday is April Fool's Day. Unfortunately, in Washington April Fools stick around all year.
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Senate Democrats ignored a veto threat and pushed through a bill Thursday requiring President Bush to start withdrawing troops from "the civil war in Iraq." Dick Cheney said it a sign we're winning and invited Senator Chuck Hagel to go rat hunting in New York.
- President Bush will veto the bill just as soon as Halliburton agrees to finance the war.
Oh, before I forget, be careful out there on April 1st. Practical jokers can wind up in Gitmo.
Sunday is April Fool's Day. Unfortunately, in Washington April Fools stick around all year.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical humor site.
Love & Learn
Money and You: Spend Less - Live below your means, no matter what your means may be. Here are some helpful tips.
Lifewire - Pacifiers not only keep babies quiet or help them sleep, they might also save their lives.
Inside People: Children Respond to the Right Rewards - If you're trying to change your children's behavior, remember that bribing is a quick hit. Rewarding tries to teach the bigger picture.
News Analysis: Global Warming - Top researchers defend global warming report. An in-depth look at the subject.
The Alert Consumer: It's Never Too Early - Financial aid experts encourage families to start saving money for college early, even at birth.
Shallow Thoughts
I went to Mexico once. Spent three days in a border town called Nuevo Kaopectate.
It's March Madness, when people scream, push, glare, throw things, and have tantrums -- and the fans are almost as bad as the coaches!
I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed I won $75 million in the lottery -- and they paid me off in cereal. Cinnamon apple oatmeal
Did you see that new lineman the Dallas Cowboys signed? What a gut! He looks like his belly button came unbuttoned.
Soccer is becoming a popular sport in America. In fact, this year it's supposed to pass drive-by shootings.
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