Do NOT Deduct Cremation Costs!
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A powerful nor'easter pounded the East with wind and pouring rain Sunday, grounding airlines and threatening to create some of the worst coastal flooding in 14 years. Now that's scary. You could wake up with your PJs full of jellyfish.
- And I bet a stingray in the cat's litter box is no fun either.
The Pentagon is extending the troop stay in Iraq to 15 months. That means the troops going over now will surge back just in time to elect a Democrat for President.
- Hey, we could win this thing after all.
- Then Dubya retires to his Texas library, somewhere in Pakistan Osama swallows his own beard, and just maybe Sanjaya's off "American Idol."
And get this straight. You may NOT deduct your funeral, burial, or cremation costs as medical expenses!
- This is important, so if you died before midnight December 31st, please read the section entitled "Death of Tax Payer" very carefully.
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Love, an Emotion that Transcends Religion - Nearly all faiths have something to say about love, marriage and romantic relationships. From Muslims to Protestants to Buddhists, religious-based groups have definite ideas on how their faith offers ideal guidelines for lasting love.
Evangelism Starts a Comeback - Many churches are declining, and the reasons for the slide depend on who is asked. The U.S. isn't as traditionally religious as it used to be. And mainline churches may be suffering from a fear of evangelism. But that could be changing.
Bring Back Summer Jobs Program - With the end of the school year a few weeks away, the prospects of putting America's youth to work to keep them off the streets this summer are pretty meager.
Shallow Thoughts
What's going on in the Middle East is called a holy war. Imagine how they'd behave if they weren't religious.
Don Imus is a very smart guy. Unfortuntely, he was improving his mind by resting it for long periods of time.
I finally paid my income tax. Now I'm ready to plea bargain.
A powerful nor'easter pounded the East with wind and pouring rain Sunday, grounding airlines and threatening to create some of the worst coastal flooding in 14 years. Now that's scary. You could wake up with your PJs full of jellyfish.
- And I bet a stingray in the cat's litter box is no fun either.
The Pentagon is extending the troop stay in Iraq to 15 months. That means the troops going over now will surge back just in time to elect a Democrat for President.
- Hey, we could win this thing after all.
- Then Dubya retires to his Texas library, somewhere in Pakistan Osama swallows his own beard, and just maybe Sanjaya's off "American Idol."
And get this straight. You may NOT deduct your funeral, burial, or cremation costs as medical expenses!
- This is important, so if you died before midnight December 31st, please read the section entitled "Death of Tax Payer" very carefully.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical humor site.
Love & Learn
Lifewire: Apples & Asthma - Mothers who eat apples during pregnancy might reduce the chances of their children developing asthma later in life.
Love, an Emotion that Transcends Religion - Nearly all faiths have something to say about love, marriage and romantic relationships. From Muslims to Protestants to Buddhists, religious-based groups have definite ideas on how their faith offers ideal guidelines for lasting love.
Evangelism Starts a Comeback - Many churches are declining, and the reasons for the slide depend on who is asked. The U.S. isn't as traditionally religious as it used to be. And mainline churches may be suffering from a fear of evangelism. But that could be changing.
Bring Back Summer Jobs Program - With the end of the school year a few weeks away, the prospects of putting America's youth to work to keep them off the streets this summer are pretty meager.
Shallow Thoughts
What's going on in the Middle East is called a holy war. Imagine how they'd behave if they weren't religious.
Don Imus is a very smart guy. Unfortuntely, he was improving his mind by resting it for long periods of time.
I finally paid my income tax. Now I'm ready to plea bargain.
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