Fixit Panel to Work on Iraq

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Astronaut Lisa Nowak was fired from NASA on Wednesday, a month after she was charged with trying to kidnap a woman she regarded as her rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot. No problem. Reportedly, she's already got a new job as test-pilot for Huggies.
- Hey, a lot of toddlers are flying these days.

President Bush said Wednesday his new fixit panel will fix the military health system. And, of course, he can always order a surge of nurse practitioners into Walter Reed.
- Doctors can only surge on the golf course.

March 8th is International Women's Day, a reminder that women are now a worldwide sex. They're everywhere! Even in the U.S. Senate.

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Love & Learn

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Money and You - Questions still pouring in about IRAs, taxes, refunds.

Sports Fact - Reds' record mediocre on opening day .. Sports Fact - There's history behind the Masters' green jacket .. Sports Fact - Golf tournament champion is all wet.

Home How-to - Fiberglass Screen Replacement ... Condensation ... Removing Fireplace Soot .
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All About Dogs - HaLife reveals what every potential dog owner should know in advance.

A Greener View - Choosing quality garden catalog companies .. Pruning during dormant season won't hurt trees .. New plants require some babying ..

Shallow Thoughts

Don't confuse an avalanche with a landslide. An avalanche buries skiers. A landslide buries Republicans.

I save time in the morning by eating as I drive to work. The only touchy part is pouring the syrup on the pancakes.

This year we decided to let our son build the compost heap. He did so well with the one in his closet.

St. Patrick's Day is March 17th but April 15th is when most Americans get their Irish up.