Happy Lent and Stuff!
Big News
Three climbers stranded on Mount Hood were rescued Monday. Thank goodness for mountain climbers and the people who rescue them. Otherwise, there's be no good news this year at all.
- I hope the rescuers had the good sense to grab a large chunk of the royalties to the climbers' story. Otherwise, I'd take 'em right back up there. (HaBlog)
Jet Blue hopes to get back on schedule Tuesday. The angry folks who were stranded for hours on the airliners last week will probably settle down as time passes -- at least until JetBlue bills them by the hour for lodging.
Mardi Gras is breaking out all over. Mardi Gras is a French term meaning Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday is an English term meaning "I think I'm gonna be sick!"
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Build a Better Brain - You work on your abs, condition your hair and pay dearly to have someone make your feet presentable. But what are you doing to make your mind sparkle?
Editorial: About Crying Wolf - Articles of Feith, Douglas Feith.
Get Off the Roller Coaster and Get a Financial Plan - Planning is vital to a good financial future, say financial planners, yet a lot of people don't think about it.
Travel: Worldwide Beauty - Spring flowers around the world.
It's Real. It's Here. It's Time to Tackle the Problem - No one can seriously argue anymore that global warming isn't happening and that human activity isn't a significant part of the cause. The question now is what to do about it.
Nothing Will Grow There! - "You're wasting your time. Nothing will ever grow there! Ever felt that way about your life?" Well, something just might grow there.
Shallow Thoughts
Mardi Gras is when you eat too much and drink too much. So it's basically Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve all rolled into one.
Every year Congress gives up the same thing for Lent: They give up any thought of giving anything up.
Of course, the liberals think if we'd legalize Jerry Springer, only half as many people would watch him.
Horoscope. Scorpio: A door-to-door Eskimo will sell you a side of walrus for your freezer. Do not cook the tusk in your microwave.
Three climbers stranded on Mount Hood were rescued Monday. Thank goodness for mountain climbers and the people who rescue them. Otherwise, there's be no good news this year at all.
- I hope the rescuers had the good sense to grab a large chunk of the royalties to the climbers' story. Otherwise, I'd take 'em right back up there. (HaBlog)
Jet Blue hopes to get back on schedule Tuesday. The angry folks who were stranded for hours on the airliners last week will probably settle down as time passes -- at least until JetBlue bills them by the hour for lodging.
Mardi Gras is breaking out all over. Mardi Gras is a French term meaning Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday is an English term meaning "I think I'm gonna be sick!"
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Build a Better Brain - You work on your abs, condition your hair and pay dearly to have someone make your feet presentable. But what are you doing to make your mind sparkle?
Editorial: About Crying Wolf - Articles of Feith, Douglas Feith.
Get Off the Roller Coaster and Get a Financial Plan - Planning is vital to a good financial future, say financial planners, yet a lot of people don't think about it.
Travel: Worldwide Beauty - Spring flowers around the world.
It's Real. It's Here. It's Time to Tackle the Problem - No one can seriously argue anymore that global warming isn't happening and that human activity isn't a significant part of the cause. The question now is what to do about it.
Nothing Will Grow There! - "You're wasting your time. Nothing will ever grow there! Ever felt that way about your life?" Well, something just might grow there.
Shallow Thoughts
Mardi Gras is when you eat too much and drink too much. So it's basically Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve all rolled into one.
Every year Congress gives up the same thing for Lent: They give up any thought of giving anything up.
Of course, the liberals think if we'd legalize Jerry Springer, only half as many people would watch him.
Horoscope. Scorpio: A door-to-door Eskimo will sell you a side of walrus for your freezer. Do not cook the tusk in your microwave.
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