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Big News

President Bush said again Wednesday Iran is supplying weapons in Iraq. And he'll keep saying it every day until somebody believes it.
- It's called staying the course.

Blowing snow and sleet glazed windshields and roads across the Northeast and the Midwest on Wednesday, closing schools and snarling travel. It was so cold in upstate New York, the chill factor flew south.
- You know it's cold when your gallstones are chattering.
- Hillary Clinton said if she'd known it would be that cold she would have worn her hot water pantyhose.

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Shallow Thoughts

Well, my nose stopped running. I think it froze.

You know your car is too old when you take it into the garage and all the mechanics stand up.