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President Bush tried to justify the Iraq war for the 1,461st straight day on Tuesday. He said al-Qaida flew into the World Trade Center because Saddam Hussein offered them bonus virgins and autographed box cutters. Well, hey, I can believe that.
- Makes more sense than anything else I've heard.
Republicans justifying the Iraq war is about as likely as Osama bin Laden being named Hunk of the Year,
Conservatism isn't what it used to be. Blaming everything on al-Qaida just isn't as credible as blaming it on the communists.
- I mean, these people the Republicans are scared to death of ... folks, ... they .. live .. in ... caves!
- How smart can they be?
- Okay, be nice.
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Petty Larceny Reconciled in Kaffeeclatsch Confessionals - It's a vibrant, intelligent, socially responsible collection of women who in another generation could be described as the salt of the earth. That is, until I raised a question about whether it's OK for a traveler to take Equal packets from a coffee shop because her hotel doesn't carry that brand.
Treatment's a Long Shot for Gamblers in Jail - Michelle MacLaren is a gambler. "I would sit at the casino seven days a week, 17 hours a day," she said. She's also a thief. "I'm not a criminal," she said recently while sitting in jail. "I'm an addict."
Doc Bias Hurting Black Health - A new Harvard study says young doctors may harbor implicit racial biases, and this gets in the way of African Americans receiving health care equal to that of whites.
Today's Lifestyle: How to Save Water and Money - Population growth means people are using more and more water every day. In most parts of the country, voluntary conservation is the water-wise way to live. Here are some ways you can put a stopper in your water-wasteful ways:
Shallow Thoughts
We could sure use a nice cold snap about now, but I suppose that's about as likely as a sumo wrestler finding the perfect Speedo.
I'd rather be ugly than famous. Fame is but a fleeting moment-- but ugly can last a lifetime.
Puberty is that time in life when you stop chasing bugs and start chasing girls -- and then realize bugs were easier to catch.
Teenagers have it made in the summer. No school, no job. They just lay around the pool all day -- basting their pimples.
President Bush tried to justify the Iraq war for the 1,461st straight day on Tuesday. He said al-Qaida flew into the World Trade Center because Saddam Hussein offered them bonus virgins and autographed box cutters. Well, hey, I can believe that.
- Makes more sense than anything else I've heard.
Republicans justifying the Iraq war is about as likely as Osama bin Laden being named Hunk of the Year,
Conservatism isn't what it used to be. Blaming everything on al-Qaida just isn't as credible as blaming it on the communists.
- I mean, these people the Republicans are scared to death of ... folks, ... they .. live .. in ... caves!
- How smart can they be?
- Okay, be nice.
Love & Learn
Petty Larceny Reconciled in Kaffeeclatsch Confessionals - It's a vibrant, intelligent, socially responsible collection of women who in another generation could be described as the salt of the earth. That is, until I raised a question about whether it's OK for a traveler to take Equal packets from a coffee shop because her hotel doesn't carry that brand.
Treatment's a Long Shot for Gamblers in Jail - Michelle MacLaren is a gambler. "I would sit at the casino seven days a week, 17 hours a day," she said. She's also a thief. "I'm not a criminal," she said recently while sitting in jail. "I'm an addict."
Doc Bias Hurting Black Health - A new Harvard study says young doctors may harbor implicit racial biases, and this gets in the way of African Americans receiving health care equal to that of whites.
Today's Lifestyle: How to Save Water and Money - Population growth means people are using more and more water every day. In most parts of the country, voluntary conservation is the water-wise way to live. Here are some ways you can put a stopper in your water-wasteful ways:
Shallow Thoughts
We could sure use a nice cold snap about now, but I suppose that's about as likely as a sumo wrestler finding the perfect Speedo.
I'd rather be ugly than famous. Fame is but a fleeting moment-- but ugly can last a lifetime.
Puberty is that time in life when you stop chasing bugs and start chasing girls -- and then realize bugs were easier to catch.
Teenagers have it made in the summer. No school, no job. They just lay around the pool all day -- basting their pimples.
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