Bloomberg, Moore, and Sosa
Big News
Michael Boomberg has ditched the GOP to run for president as an independent. Bloomberg obviously doesn't understand the American democratic republic, based on the absolutely marvelous two-party political system that is the reason for government stability in this country. By now, without the stability of the two-party system with its loyal opposition, a president like George W. Bush, in any other country, would ether be exiled in Albania -- or America's first king!
- Independent my butt, Mr. Bloomberg, why would anybody vote for a guy who can't play the best political game in the world?
- Oh, he's worth how much? Thirty-eight billion dollars!!
- Okay, folks, let me introduce Mr. Michael Bloomberg -- the next king of the Unites States!
Michael Moore's movie "Sicko" opened this week. "Sicko?" -- Oh no, not another documentary about Dick Cheney!
- Cheney wants to attack Iran. And if he doesn't shut up about it, maybe we'll just load him and his shotgun and drop 'em over Tehran.
Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run this week to join an elite group of sluggers. If he hits 600 more this season the Texas Rangers might not join an elite group of cellar-dwellers.
Love & Learn
A Gander at Geezers - The local newspaper has just hired a college student to do an occasional column on life as she sees it from the perspective of a 21-year-old. The other day, she zeroed in on baby boomers, deploring the fact that "people focus too much on trying to stay young."
Weekly Sports Trivia Quiz - Test your sports knowledge, not to mention your sports memory.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and trailers of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Nancy Drew, Ocean's Thirteen, Gracie, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Shrek the Third, Fat Grim. 28 Weeks Later, The Ex, and Georgia Rule."
Autoword The Audi TT Roadster - How time flies with the top down. Top up or down, the redesigned TT roadster is a top-drawer package..
Shallow Thoughts
I don't understand. I'm still gaining weight even through I watch several exercise programs while I'm eating.
The trouble with wine coolers is you don't know if they're domestic, imported, or mouthwash.
My little league team was very poor. We couldn't afford a bench, so everybody sat on me.
Well, here it is summer and I haven't seen one single Santa Claus at the mall yet. Does this mean Christmas will be late this year?
Michael Boomberg has ditched the GOP to run for president as an independent. Bloomberg obviously doesn't understand the American democratic republic, based on the absolutely marvelous two-party political system that is the reason for government stability in this country. By now, without the stability of the two-party system with its loyal opposition, a president like George W. Bush, in any other country, would ether be exiled in Albania -- or America's first king!
- Independent my butt, Mr. Bloomberg, why would anybody vote for a guy who can't play the best political game in the world?
- Oh, he's worth how much? Thirty-eight billion dollars!!
- Okay, folks, let me introduce Mr. Michael Bloomberg -- the next king of the Unites States!
Michael Moore's movie "Sicko" opened this week. "Sicko?" -- Oh no, not another documentary about Dick Cheney!
- Cheney wants to attack Iran. And if he doesn't shut up about it, maybe we'll just load him and his shotgun and drop 'em over Tehran.
Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run this week to join an elite group of sluggers. If he hits 600 more this season the Texas Rangers might not join an elite group of cellar-dwellers.
Love & Learn
A Gander at Geezers - The local newspaper has just hired a college student to do an occasional column on life as she sees it from the perspective of a 21-year-old. The other day, she zeroed in on baby boomers, deploring the fact that "people focus too much on trying to stay young."
Weekly Sports Trivia Quiz - Test your sports knowledge, not to mention your sports memory.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and trailers of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Nancy Drew, Ocean's Thirteen, Gracie, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Shrek the Third, Fat Grim. 28 Weeks Later, The Ex, and Georgia Rule."
Autoword The Audi TT Roadster - How time flies with the top down. Top up or down, the redesigned TT roadster is a top-drawer package..
Shallow Thoughts
I don't understand. I'm still gaining weight even through I watch several exercise programs while I'm eating.
The trouble with wine coolers is you don't know if they're domestic, imported, or mouthwash.
My little league team was very poor. We couldn't afford a bench, so everybody sat on me.
Well, here it is summer and I haven't seen one single Santa Claus at the mall yet. Does this mean Christmas will be late this year?
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