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The U.S. Army is considering longer combat tours again. It all depends on the Bush Surge Tours of 08, 09, and O-No!
- This country doesn't need more troops, this country needs more psychiatrists!
Karl Rove is so efficient at destroying stuff around the White House, why can't he be Director of Roadside Bomb Destruction in Iraq?
Anybody know how Paris Hilton is doing? Last I heard she was in jail with almost two weeks to go and trying to get Martha Stewart to break her out.
- Hey, some of us are only as informed as talk radio....
Love & Learn
Summertime .. and the livin' is Scary - School's out, everyone's looking foreword to a great summer, the emergency rooms are gearing up... But you can still have a fun and safe summer if your play it smart. We'll tell you how. Except chiggers -- with chiggers you're on your own.
Video Game Reviews - Turns out a pirate's life isn't as fun as it looks with "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," but "Heatseeker," is a fun and novel approach to air combat.
News Analysis: The New Democrats - The new Democratic majority - the first 5 months. Their own assessment.
In Fashion: The Frame Game - What is the one accessory you can't live without in the summer? Sunglasses, of course, and they've got to look so cool you could chill a margarita with them. And it does help if you can see out of them too.
Shallow Thoughts (Lots more at http://halife.com/shallow/shallow.html)
I am an environmentalist. That's why I never wear Styrofoam shorts!
I always go to class reunions. I just feel I should. Especially since I was voted "The Guy Most Likely to Spend His Life Going to Class Reunions."
Here's a wild new bug killer. The EPA has just approved the production of Dickcheneyicide.
We were very poor. I had a static electric guitar. To play it I had to keep rubbing my shoes on the carpet.
Ah yes, this wonderful spring weather reminds me of being a kid and Krazy-gluing Cheetohs onto Grandma's tomato plants
My wife says, "All you ever think of is baseball." I said, "You're way off base."
I have the solution for the high death toll from tornadoes -- underground trailer parks.
The U.S. Army is considering longer combat tours again. It all depends on the Bush Surge Tours of 08, 09, and O-No!
- This country doesn't need more troops, this country needs more psychiatrists!
Karl Rove is so efficient at destroying stuff around the White House, why can't he be Director of Roadside Bomb Destruction in Iraq?
Anybody know how Paris Hilton is doing? Last I heard she was in jail with almost two weeks to go and trying to get Martha Stewart to break her out.
- Hey, some of us are only as informed as talk radio....
Love & Learn
Summertime .. and the livin' is Scary - School's out, everyone's looking foreword to a great summer, the emergency rooms are gearing up... But you can still have a fun and safe summer if your play it smart. We'll tell you how. Except chiggers -- with chiggers you're on your own.
Video Game Reviews - Turns out a pirate's life isn't as fun as it looks with "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," but "Heatseeker," is a fun and novel approach to air combat.
News Analysis: The New Democrats - The new Democratic majority - the first 5 months. Their own assessment.
In Fashion: The Frame Game - What is the one accessory you can't live without in the summer? Sunglasses, of course, and they've got to look so cool you could chill a margarita with them. And it does help if you can see out of them too.
Shallow Thoughts (Lots more at http://halife.com/shallow/shallow.html)
I am an environmentalist. That's why I never wear Styrofoam shorts!
I always go to class reunions. I just feel I should. Especially since I was voted "The Guy Most Likely to Spend His Life Going to Class Reunions."
Here's a wild new bug killer. The EPA has just approved the production of Dickcheneyicide.
We were very poor. I had a static electric guitar. To play it I had to keep rubbing my shoes on the carpet.
Ah yes, this wonderful spring weather reminds me of being a kid and Krazy-gluing Cheetohs onto Grandma's tomato plants
My wife says, "All you ever think of is baseball." I said, "You're way off base."
I have the solution for the high death toll from tornadoes -- underground trailer parks.
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