"Just Shut up, Harriet!"
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President Bush ordered Harriet Miers to defy a congressional subpoena and refuse to testify Wednesday before a House panel. It's not as bad as it sounds. He said something like, "Just Shut up, Harriet!"
- They're old buddies -- they've been telling each other to shut up for years!
Actually, I'm beginning to like President Bush. It's trying to please all those rich Republicans that makes him look so bad.
- Democratic office holders have it so much easier. If their backers get upset -- who cares? Just a bunch of poor slobs any.
- If George W. Bush cares one iota about his legacy, he'll switch parties tonight!
Mexican telecommunications tycoon Carlos "Slim" Helu is now the richest man in the world. Reportedly, thousands of illegal immigrants in the U.S. who want to go back to Mexico to work for Slim can't get back in.
Bill Gates is learning from Carlos "Slim" Helu and issued a memo for everyone at Microsoft to call him Bill "Feisty" Gates.
The new Harry Potter movie is opening everywhere. I think this is the last one. I don't know that much about Harry Potter since they still haven't released the Cliff Notes versions.
It doesn't look good for John McCain. It's too late for spin doctors to help. It's time to call in the spin priests.
Sorry, I just think the Harry Potter story is more important than any campaign story.
I hold no biases. When it comes to politics, I am an equal opportunity mud-slinger.
- It's the American way.
Love & Learn
Autoword: Kia Rondo - When I first saw the Kia Rondo, I thought it was one homely guppy with the roofline of a hearse. But then I got to know it, and -- Wow! What function?
News Analysis: The Price of Cheating - Here comes that voice again. It's the one that whispers about saying your kid is 11 instead of 12, so he can eat for half-price. Now it's telling you to sneak in your snacks into the theater.
Miley Cyrus Soars! - Miley Cyrus burst onto the nation's entertainment scene this July with a force only a teen bombshell could muster. And I really feel for Dad.
Presidential Slave Tunnel - Not far from where the Declaration of Independence was signed nearly 230 years ago, there stands evidence of the hypocrisy that shrouded the burgeoning nation at its birth.
Shallow Thoughts
There are a lot of foreign students in this country. They're easy to spot. They're the ones going to class.
We just made a will and left everything to the kids. I sure hope they can keep up the payments.
I've never seen so many bugs. Large bugs! I called an exterminator. He crawled under the house and never came out.
- It was horrible! Ever see a sabre-tooth termite?
This is National Nude Recreation Week in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and National Chicken Days are underway in Wayne, Nebraska. National Chicken Days are for people who are too chicken to participate in National Nude Recreation Week.
President Bush ordered Harriet Miers to defy a congressional subpoena and refuse to testify Wednesday before a House panel. It's not as bad as it sounds. He said something like, "Just Shut up, Harriet!"
- They're old buddies -- they've been telling each other to shut up for years!
Actually, I'm beginning to like President Bush. It's trying to please all those rich Republicans that makes him look so bad.
- Democratic office holders have it so much easier. If their backers get upset -- who cares? Just a bunch of poor slobs any.
- If George W. Bush cares one iota about his legacy, he'll switch parties tonight!
Mexican telecommunications tycoon Carlos "Slim" Helu is now the richest man in the world. Reportedly, thousands of illegal immigrants in the U.S. who want to go back to Mexico to work for Slim can't get back in.
Bill Gates is learning from Carlos "Slim" Helu and issued a memo for everyone at Microsoft to call him Bill "Feisty" Gates.
The new Harry Potter movie is opening everywhere. I think this is the last one. I don't know that much about Harry Potter since they still haven't released the Cliff Notes versions.
It doesn't look good for John McCain. It's too late for spin doctors to help. It's time to call in the spin priests.
Sorry, I just think the Harry Potter story is more important than any campaign story.
I hold no biases. When it comes to politics, I am an equal opportunity mud-slinger.
- It's the American way.
Love & Learn
Autoword: Kia Rondo - When I first saw the Kia Rondo, I thought it was one homely guppy with the roofline of a hearse. But then I got to know it, and -- Wow! What function?
News Analysis: The Price of Cheating - Here comes that voice again. It's the one that whispers about saying your kid is 11 instead of 12, so he can eat for half-price. Now it's telling you to sneak in your snacks into the theater.
Miley Cyrus Soars! - Miley Cyrus burst onto the nation's entertainment scene this July with a force only a teen bombshell could muster. And I really feel for Dad.
Presidential Slave Tunnel - Not far from where the Declaration of Independence was signed nearly 230 years ago, there stands evidence of the hypocrisy that shrouded the burgeoning nation at its birth.
Shallow Thoughts
There are a lot of foreign students in this country. They're easy to spot. They're the ones going to class.
We just made a will and left everything to the kids. I sure hope they can keep up the payments.
I've never seen so many bugs. Large bugs! I called an exterminator. He crawled under the house and never came out.
- It was horrible! Ever see a sabre-tooth termite?
This is National Nude Recreation Week in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and National Chicken Days are underway in Wayne, Nebraska. National Chicken Days are for people who are too chicken to participate in National Nude Recreation Week.
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