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Paris Hilton is now so well known, the Republicans have no choice but to run her for President.
- Face it, those other candidates will be elected President the same year we see George W. Bush's picture on a box of Wheaties.
After only three days behind bars, Paris Hilton traded a 12-by-8-foot cell for her 2,700-square-foot Hollywood Hills home when she was released Thursday because of an unspecified medical condition. Rumor is Paris is suffering from RHS -- Restless Head Syndrome.
- They'll have to watch her closely. She will break out of her ankle monitor, pick up Britney, and boogie 'till the cows come home.
- And in L.A., the cows are as unpredictable as the justice system.
- Particularly the one wearing the ankle monitor
Wow, what an NBA championship series, huh? At least four players and 17 tattoos could make the NBA Hall of Fame.
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Shallow Thoughts
There was lots of excitement at the wedding. A bridesmaid caught the bouquet and was immediately signed by the Rangers.
Summertime, ..and the livin' is easy... Fish are smelly .. and the cotton is 100 percent wrinkled...
All I can say is, if Osama bin Laden ever shows his ugly face on this blog, he's in real trouble.
Paris Hilton is now so well known, the Republicans have no choice but to run her for President.
- Face it, those other candidates will be elected President the same year we see George W. Bush's picture on a box of Wheaties.
After only three days behind bars, Paris Hilton traded a 12-by-8-foot cell for her 2,700-square-foot Hollywood Hills home when she was released Thursday because of an unspecified medical condition. Rumor is Paris is suffering from RHS -- Restless Head Syndrome.
- They'll have to watch her closely. She will break out of her ankle monitor, pick up Britney, and boogie 'till the cows come home.
- And in L.A., the cows are as unpredictable as the justice system.
- Particularly the one wearing the ankle monitor
Wow, what an NBA championship series, huh? At least four players and 17 tattoos could make the NBA Hall of Fame.
Love & Learn
Tween 12 and 20: Cool Advice for Teens and Their Parents - The makings of maturity ... Mom made a major mistake ... If harassment continues, fight back ... 'Druggie' shares woeful tale ... Instant mom needs help ... Sex no guarantee of love ...
Pop Talk: The Hold Steady - If there was ever a band holding steady on an odd career path, it's The Hold Steady. Nothing about this band makes any sense. Then, suddenly, it's band of the year.
The 10 Worst Things in Sports - Bottom feeding in the world of sports, sure to stir up a fuss with somebody. Maybe you.
Film Closeup: Orlando Bloom - Orlando Bloom says he has bittersweet feelings about the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise coming to a close with the final installment, "At World's End."
Eureka! - Discoveries for the scientifically bent. But fun for everyone. New science, super brain teasers, great trivia, and fun facts every week.
Shallow Thoughts
There was lots of excitement at the wedding. A bridesmaid caught the bouquet and was immediately signed by the Rangers.
Summertime, ..and the livin' is easy... Fish are smelly .. and the cotton is 100 percent wrinkled...
All I can say is, if Osama bin Laden ever shows his ugly face on this blog, he's in real trouble.
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