A Couple of Goats Too Many
Big News
A federal appeals court ruled Monday the Bush administration cannot use new anti-terrorism laws to keep U.S. residents locked up indefinitely without charging them. Unfortunately, with the Bush administration, it's really easy to get U.S. residents mixed up with whoever needs mixing up.
- The Bush administration is about as mixed up as its gets.
Rumor is Bob Barker may run for Congress. He has the name and the personality, he has 50 years experience at giving stuff away, and he has a long-depressed yearning to spay or neuter everybody in Washington.
- They say he could run if the price is right.
At last report, Paris Hilton was still in jail. She's getting worldwide publicity. The CIA leaked word today Osama bin Laden has offered three camels and 24 goats for her.
- Personally, I think that might be a couple goats too many.
Paris Hilton sent a message to the world today. She said, "Jail is NOT hot!"
- The worst thing is not knowing what's going on in the world. "Like," says Paris, "I truly miss the news on YouTube."
A new government study shows that kids' favorite vegetables are carrots, tomatoes, and green Gummy Bears.
Flea infestations are expected to be serious this year in two places -- in the South and on Howard Stern.
Love & Learn
Today's Soap Opera Update.
Today on "All My Childishness," Desiree writes the gas company to see if she can have a guy come by twice a week to read her meter, and the prenuptial agreement that Lance wrote on the back of a Hooters menu may not hold up in court.
Shallow Thoughts
I wish I had a remote-control for life. I'd sure put a lot of people on mute!
A federal appeals court ruled Monday the Bush administration cannot use new anti-terrorism laws to keep U.S. residents locked up indefinitely without charging them. Unfortunately, with the Bush administration, it's really easy to get U.S. residents mixed up with whoever needs mixing up.
- The Bush administration is about as mixed up as its gets.
Rumor is Bob Barker may run for Congress. He has the name and the personality, he has 50 years experience at giving stuff away, and he has a long-depressed yearning to spay or neuter everybody in Washington.
- They say he could run if the price is right.
At last report, Paris Hilton was still in jail. She's getting worldwide publicity. The CIA leaked word today Osama bin Laden has offered three camels and 24 goats for her.
- Personally, I think that might be a couple goats too many.
Paris Hilton sent a message to the world today. She said, "Jail is NOT hot!"
- The worst thing is not knowing what's going on in the world. "Like," says Paris, "I truly miss the news on YouTube."
A new government study shows that kids' favorite vegetables are carrots, tomatoes, and green Gummy Bears.
Flea infestations are expected to be serious this year in two places -- in the South and on Howard Stern.
Love & Learn
Silence and Violence - Dad might beat Mom. Mom might pull a knife on a boyfriend. Mom and Dad or Mom and boyfriend might argue all the time. Or, simply, Mom could have a black eye when the kids wake up in the morning.
Duplicate Articles? Be Careful - So, is it wise to submit your articles to 25 directories, where they will be picked up and published on hundreds of Web sites? It could be very good promotion, but can you be penalized by the search engines?
Penguins Are Exploding! - Are penguins trying to take over the world or just pop culture? They are taking no prisoners, if only because their lack of opposable thumbs makes it difficult to manipulate a Taser.Today's Soap Opera Update.
Today on "All My Childishness," Desiree writes the gas company to see if she can have a guy come by twice a week to read her meter, and the prenuptial agreement that Lance wrote on the back of a Hooters menu may not hold up in court.
Shallow Thoughts
I wish I had a remote-control for life. I'd sure put a lot of people on mute!
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