Cheney Okay, Market Plunges
Big News
A suicide bomber attacked the entrance to the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who was not hurt, called it good news, and said "it is a sign we are winning."
- The Vice-President's brain is stuck.
Some 39.9 million Americans watched the Oscar telecast. Which means 260 million didn't. So the best Hollywood can offer drew only 13.3 percent, or less than half of President Bush's popularity rating.
- In comedy we call this "deflating the pompous.
- It's our job.
- It's not that hard.
Did anyone notice? The Dixie Chicks brought home the Grammys. Al Gore was big at the Oscars. And rumor is that John Kerry this week will be named to the Ketchup Spouses Hall of Fame.
- Assuming the Swift Boat Imbeciles don't plaster the Internet with photos of Kerry's mouth covered in mustard.
Film maker James Cameron claims in a new documentary he's found the graves of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and their son, Herb.
- In his next film Cameron will prove O.J.'s first wife actually gave birth to Anna Nicole Smith, who's grandfather, Lee Harvey Osmond, had 14 wives, one of which killed Anna Nicole Brown.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Catch Rays with Caution - A word of advice to young sun worshippers.
Changing the World - The purse contained 57 cents and a note scribbled in childish handwriting. The note read, "This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday school."
Travel: Two Koreas - A lasting unease between North and South Koreas.
Pitfalls of Payday Loans - Payday loans are marketed as a way to get fast cash to hold the borrower over until their next paycheck. But expect to repay much more than you get.
To Be Equal - Financial literacy an important piece of economic empowerment puzzle.
Analysis: Campaign - Will Romney's religion define his candidacy?
In Fashion - Blogs and blahs from the front lines of fashion.
Shallow Thoughts
I won six Grammy awards when I was a kid. My grandmother gave them to me for not embarrassing her in church
Don't you feel sorry for pro-basketball players? I mean, think how terrifying it must be knowing a small child could smother to death in your sock.
The couple next door don't have any kids, so I send ours over once a month to mess up their house.
A suicide bomber attacked the entrance to the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who was not hurt, called it good news, and said "it is a sign we are winning."
- The Vice-President's brain is stuck.
Some 39.9 million Americans watched the Oscar telecast. Which means 260 million didn't. So the best Hollywood can offer drew only 13.3 percent, or less than half of President Bush's popularity rating.
- In comedy we call this "deflating the pompous.
- It's our job.
- It's not that hard.
Did anyone notice? The Dixie Chicks brought home the Grammys. Al Gore was big at the Oscars. And rumor is that John Kerry this week will be named to the Ketchup Spouses Hall of Fame.
- Assuming the Swift Boat Imbeciles don't plaster the Internet with photos of Kerry's mouth covered in mustard.
Film maker James Cameron claims in a new documentary he's found the graves of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and their son, Herb.
- In his next film Cameron will prove O.J.'s first wife actually gave birth to Anna Nicole Smith, who's grandfather, Lee Harvey Osmond, had 14 wives, one of which killed Anna Nicole Brown.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Catch Rays with Caution - A word of advice to young sun worshippers.
Changing the World - The purse contained 57 cents and a note scribbled in childish handwriting. The note read, "This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday school."
Travel: Two Koreas - A lasting unease between North and South Koreas.
Pitfalls of Payday Loans - Payday loans are marketed as a way to get fast cash to hold the borrower over until their next paycheck. But expect to repay much more than you get.
To Be Equal - Financial literacy an important piece of economic empowerment puzzle.
Analysis: Campaign - Will Romney's religion define his candidacy?
In Fashion - Blogs and blahs from the front lines of fashion.
Shallow Thoughts
I won six Grammy awards when I was a kid. My grandmother gave them to me for not embarrassing her in church
Don't you feel sorry for pro-basketball players? I mean, think how terrifying it must be knowing a small child could smother to death in your sock.
The couple next door don't have any kids, so I send ours over once a month to mess up their house.
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