Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Tornado Season Snowed In

Big News

Beginning immediately, all active-duty Army soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan will serve 15-month tours — three months longer than usual. Sounds like the surge is becoming the surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!
- President Bush said, "We have to keep 'em over there so we don't have to keep 'em over here."
- Dick Cheney called it good news, and told Fox News it's a sign we are winning.

Hundreds of airline flights were grounded Wednesday as yet another spring snowstorm spread across the upper Midwest. Schools were closed Wednesday and the Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs game was cancelled. Both Cubs fans had to ski home.

And tonight on "SmackDown," it's Geraldo Rivera versus Bill O'What'sHisName.- Loser has to fight Don Imus.

Love & Learn

Inside People: Public Speaking - Educators offer tips on overcoming stage fright.

The Alert Consumer: Yakety Yak, YackPack - In this day of rapid growth in technology, there is a form of communication that could replace e-mail someday - the YackPack.

Opinion: How Can We All Be So Close, Yet So Far? - Sometimes we protect our privacy so much that we forget to see the world around us. Our house is an impregnable fortress, closed to outsiders, even to those who live a few steps from us.

Autoword: Mazda5 - Why is a traditional minivan boring to look at, but a mini minivan can be hugable? Maybe it's the way Mazda puts together its Mazda5, which is either a tall wagon with sliding doors or a mini minivan.

Weed Control - Persistence pays in keeping unwanted plants at bay.

Today's spring jogging tip:

You know it's time to wash your sweats when your shadow starts holding its nose.

Shallow Thoughts

Why do they issue wind warnings for area lakes anyway? To give the fish time to take their seasick pills?

Tornado season is when Mother Nature throws out the first mobile home.

I don't even like baseball. I just go to the games because I love raw hot dogs.

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