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Seven more American troops in Iraq on Sunday stayed the course a day too long. I'm sorry if putting it like that makes Democrats feel bad. I'm even sorrier if it doesn't even phase Republicans.
Spartans continued to fend off the movie box-office competition as the battle epic "300" took the No. 1 spot for the second-straight weekend. Personally, I don't like blood and gut movies. I always throw up in my popcorn.
But blood-and-guts is very profitable. I'm surprised nobody's tried to sell season-tickets to the Iraq war.
- Halliburton could build roadside bleachers all around Baghdad. It'd be a real blast.
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Love & Learn
Use Your Greatest Power - Benjamin Franklin noticed that he had difficulty getting along with people. He argued too much. He had trouble making and keeping friends. So he made a choice.
Film Closeup - Jim Carrey finally tackles his first starring role in a serious thriller with "The Number 23."
In Fashion - Audrey Hepburn made the little black dress, by Mossimo at Target, famous. And guess what? She's still hip.
Pop Talk - Wynton Marsalis wields sharp blade in "Plantation."
Eureka! - Discoveries for the scientifically bent. But fun for everyone. New science, super brain teasers, great trivia, and fun facts every week.
Parent Care - Empty-nest syndrome hits parents and children.
Money and You - When markets head south, don't hit the panic button.
Teen Stress and Acne - A recent study shows signs of stress might be as plain as the blemishes on a teenager's face.
Today’s Soap Opera Update:
On "One Virus to Give," Lavonne tells Chad she accidentally soufleed their frozen embryos, and Skylar contemplates whether to write a suicide note on his Snoopy stationary.
Shallow Thoughts
To all taxpayers who are sick sick sick of paying taxes, I've found a loophole. You can go to prison.
Want to have your ears pierced free? Turn on the opera.
I went to church Sunday. I wanted to beat the Easter rush.
Seven more American troops in Iraq on Sunday stayed the course a day too long. I'm sorry if putting it like that makes Democrats feel bad. I'm even sorrier if it doesn't even phase Republicans.
Spartans continued to fend off the movie box-office competition as the battle epic "300" took the No. 1 spot for the second-straight weekend. Personally, I don't like blood and gut movies. I always throw up in my popcorn.
But blood-and-guts is very profitable. I'm surprised nobody's tried to sell season-tickets to the Iraq war.
- Halliburton could build roadside bleachers all around Baghdad. It'd be a real blast.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Use Your Greatest Power - Benjamin Franklin noticed that he had difficulty getting along with people. He argued too much. He had trouble making and keeping friends. So he made a choice.
Film Closeup - Jim Carrey finally tackles his first starring role in a serious thriller with "The Number 23."
In Fashion - Audrey Hepburn made the little black dress, by Mossimo at Target, famous. And guess what? She's still hip.
Pop Talk - Wynton Marsalis wields sharp blade in "Plantation."
Eureka! - Discoveries for the scientifically bent. But fun for everyone. New science, super brain teasers, great trivia, and fun facts every week.
Parent Care - Empty-nest syndrome hits parents and children.
Money and You - When markets head south, don't hit the panic button.
Teen Stress and Acne - A recent study shows signs of stress might be as plain as the blemishes on a teenager's face.
Today’s Soap Opera Update:
On "One Virus to Give," Lavonne tells Chad she accidentally soufleed their frozen embryos, and Skylar contemplates whether to write a suicide note on his Snoopy stationary.
Shallow Thoughts
To all taxpayers who are sick sick sick of paying taxes, I've found a loophole. You can go to prison.
Want to have your ears pierced free? Turn on the opera.
I went to church Sunday. I wanted to beat the Easter rush.
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