Sunday, April 08, 2007

Stop When Flashing

Big News

Republican Newt Gingrich said Sunday Attorney General Alberto Gonzales should quit. Gonzales said he'll stay until the fat lady sings or President Bush says "You're fired!"
- Bush says he's not about to imitate Donald Trump, and Trump says he doesn't think Rosie can sing.

Christians around the world celebrated Easter on Sunday and prayed for peace. Easter is a time for us to resolve to live in peace with our fellow man. Now if we can only convince the two superpowers -- Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Have you ever wondered how hiding and searching for all those plastic colored eggs must look to a chicken?

Love & Learn

Up Your Credit Score - How you can get a higher grade on your credit report.

Parable of a Child - His teaching changed. Every young person who walked through his classroom became, for him, a future world leader. He saw each one, not as they were, but as they could be.

The Goofus Hall of Fame - The Goofus Hall of Fame honors our favorite HaLife characters that are not famous enough for any other hall of fame. Yet.

Project-of-the-Week - An annual favorite for warm-weather relaxation, this two-bench lawn glider swing is a do-it-yourself classic.

Lifewire - A new ally in fight against breast cancer.

GOP's Scary Talk - Emerging Republican leaders are somehow ignorant both of habeas corpus rights and the Supreme Court's rulings. And they support the White House's disturbing push to have the presidency be subject to far fewer checks and balances.

Today's Leftover Easter tip.

Never put all your bunnies in one basket -- unless, of course, you want more bunnies.

Shallow Thoughts:

The world's dumbest sign is the one at railroad crossings that says, "Stop when flashing." As though anybody could walk with his pants down

We have temporarily lost our mind. Please stand by.

You can't blame baseball players for wanting more money. Gucci cleats are expensive. And you need big bucks for a Pierre Cardin protective cup.

This year the Easter Bunny brought President Bush a new cowboy hat made of beef jerky -- so he can eat his hat while he's talking through it.

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