Buy Bonds, Hunt Goats

Big News

Iraq's neighbors, including Iran and Syria, have agreed to join U.S. and British representatives at a conference on Iraq security. The White House reportedly will ask everybody to stay the course and buy U.S. Savings bonds.
- As a gesture of goodwill, Vice-President Cheney will invite everyone to join him for a goat hunt.

The FDA on Wednesday approved the first drug for car-sick dogs. By Wednesday night teenagers were experimenting with it.
- Eight out of ten still threw up.
- On Thursday the FDA will be asked to warn dogs not to take the car sick drug while drinking beer.

Love & Learn

Today's Lifestyle - Hydroponics: Cool gardening that won't get your hands dirty.

A Greener View - Pruning during dormant season won't hurt trees ... New plants require some babying ... Propagating Plants ...

Travel: Food Museums - Travelers can devour museums as well as cuisine.

Arts and Leisure: Online TV - Your favorite TV shows are just a mouse click away.

Shallow Thoughts

My son's room is so dirty once a week the rats come in and vacuum.

In these days of sky-rocketing medical costs, many hospitals have established out-patient services. If he doesn't have insurnace, they throw the patient out.

I started out to be a singer. But one day when I was practicing, the cat tied a rock around his neck and jumped into the aquarium....
- So I decided to become a blogger.