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President Bush visited the ultra-secretive National Security Agency on Wednesday. He told them he'd been listening to their phone calls since 9-11 and they're ordering way too much pizza.
Scientists have discovered the world's smallest fish with a see-through body and no skeleton in an Indonesian swamp. Sounds like the perfect supermodel for Calvin Klein's new fragrance, Eau de Swamp.
- That story sounds a little fishy to me
Pop star Michael Jackson was spotted wearing a robe and veil at a Bahrain mall on Wednesday. Probably didn't want anybody to see his itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot pajama pants.
- Michael's a shew-in for this year's Nobel Weird Prize.
Thrilling Thursday
Traditionally, January 26th is the day raccoons mate. So if you see a raccoon running down your street carrying flowers and a box of candy, mind your own business.
Hockey's Wayne Gretzky is 45 today. The Great Gretzky has won every hockey honor there is, including selection for five consecutive years as Mouth of the Year by the Society of Canadian Orthodontists.
On January 26th in 1984, while he was filming a Pepsi commercial, Michael Jackson's hair caught fire from a smoke bomb. It was the first time anybody called Michael a hot-head.
- He had to go straight to Heads 'R Us and buy a hair patch.
- And since they had a sale on noses....
Bullnanza is this weekend in Guthrie, Oklahoma. For two days everybody rides bulls. then for two weeks everybody walks funny.
Golf & Learn
How to Improve Your Golf Practice - Most golfers, regardless of their ability level, waste their practice time. Here are tips to help you make real progress.
Thoughts While Trimming Nose Hair
After you have a nose job, and you get a cold, does the new nose run normally, or do you have to install a little nasal sump pump?
Sunday is my favorite day of the week. It's when we all climb into the car and, as a family, yell at the other drivers.
I'm middle-aged, middle-class, and middle-of-the-road. I feel like that white stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
President Bush visited the ultra-secretive National Security Agency on Wednesday. He told them he'd been listening to their phone calls since 9-11 and they're ordering way too much pizza.
Scientists have discovered the world's smallest fish with a see-through body and no skeleton in an Indonesian swamp. Sounds like the perfect supermodel for Calvin Klein's new fragrance, Eau de Swamp.
- That story sounds a little fishy to me
Pop star Michael Jackson was spotted wearing a robe and veil at a Bahrain mall on Wednesday. Probably didn't want anybody to see his itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot pajama pants.
- Michael's a shew-in for this year's Nobel Weird Prize.
Thrilling Thursday
Traditionally, January 26th is the day raccoons mate. So if you see a raccoon running down your street carrying flowers and a box of candy, mind your own business.
Hockey's Wayne Gretzky is 45 today. The Great Gretzky has won every hockey honor there is, including selection for five consecutive years as Mouth of the Year by the Society of Canadian Orthodontists.
On January 26th in 1984, while he was filming a Pepsi commercial, Michael Jackson's hair caught fire from a smoke bomb. It was the first time anybody called Michael a hot-head.
- He had to go straight to Heads 'R Us and buy a hair patch.
- And since they had a sale on noses....
Bullnanza is this weekend in Guthrie, Oklahoma. For two days everybody rides bulls. then for two weeks everybody walks funny.
Golf & Learn
How to Improve Your Golf Practice - Most golfers, regardless of their ability level, waste their practice time. Here are tips to help you make real progress.
Thoughts While Trimming Nose Hair
After you have a nose job, and you get a cold, does the new nose run normally, or do you have to install a little nasal sump pump?
Sunday is my favorite day of the week. It's when we all climb into the car and, as a family, yell at the other drivers.
I'm middle-aged, middle-class, and middle-of-the-road. I feel like that white stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
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