Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Men and Women and Spitting

Big News

Samuel Alito's Supreme Court nomination is on its way to the full Senate. By week's end, he'll be sworn in and Justice Sandra Day O'Connor will be presented a pair of gold engraved pantyhose for her trip home to Arizona.
- By Valentine's Day, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be suffering from GOBSS -- Good Old Boy Stress Syndrome.

Wonderful Wednesday

Wednesday is Drive Through A Poor Neighborhood and Wave At the Children Day.

Wednesday is St. Paul's Day; and if the sun shines, it means we'll have a good year. Unless the groundhog sees his shadow in nine days, which means six more weeks of winter. Unless it rains on St. Swithin's Day, in which case all your woolly-bear caterpillars will probably drown in the flood.

Wednesday is Clash Day, a day to liven up the dead of winter by wearing your wildest, most uncoordinated color combinations. Hot pink and orange are great, or green and purple. And who cares what you wear with makeup that wild?

Al Capone died on January 25 in 1947. Capone's illegal activities reportedly made hundreds of millions of dollars a year. Yet, believe it or not, despite becoming history's most successful crook, Al Capone never held public office.

Love & Learn

Country Kitchen
- Life Lessons from the Three Little Pigs.

Thoughts about Men and Women and Shoe Horns

Do men really spit more than women, or could it be that women are closet spitters?

Now, Today's Riddle

- What's the difference between a tongue depressor and a shoe horn?
- The flavor.

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