Monday, January 23, 2006

Remember Jeremiah Peabody?

Big News

Ford Motor Company said Monday it will cut up to 30,000 jobs and close 14 facilities by 2012. Big deal.. By 2012 autoworkers won't be able to afford gas to get to work anyway.
- By 2012, if cars don't run on water, most of us will be saving up for a 4-cylinder horse.

Terrific Tuesday

Singer Ray Stevens was born in Clarksdale, Georgia, on January 24th in 1941. Ray's first big hit was called "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving, Fast Acting, Pleasant Tasting, Green and Purple Pills." It started a whole new era of serious music about drugs.

Today's Incredible Ray Stevens Trivia Question:
- Is there any musical instrument ever invented in the history of the world that Ray Stevens cannot play?
- No.

Ray Stevens also is the only musician in history to play "In the Mood" on a chicken.

On January 24th in 1978 a UFO crashed near Yellowknife in the Northwest Territories. It turned out to be a Russian satellite, but the Mounties arrested it anyway.

On January 24th in 1922 Christian Nelson of Onawa, Iowa, invented the Eskimo Pie, which was a brick of ice cream covered with delicious dark chocolate and may be hazardous to your waistline.
- By the way, even if there's no health warning on the label, don't eat the stick.

Love & Learn

Organic Gardening Is Cool - Gardening can add more quality and quantity to your life. And organic gardening is so much fun you may even forget what's bothering you.

Thoughts While Clicking the Remote

Could it mean something significant if, when you turn on the Fox network, the cat leaves the room?

You know a movie is gonna be gory when they sell the popcorn in air sick bags.

It's a great trade-off: a weekend of skiing for a lifetime of handicapped parking.

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