Greatest Feeling in the World
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Big News
Consumer prices rose in 2005 by the largest rate in five years. In other words, the Bush administration broke its own record for high prices.- By the time Democrats regain control of the country they won't be able to afford it.
A California couple who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili in a scheme to extort money from the fast-food chain were sentenced Wednesday to prison terms of nine and 12 years. The judge's advice to them as they headed off to prison -- "Whatever you do, don't eat the chili!"
Gohan the 3-inch hamster and Aochan the 4-foot rat snake have become best buddies at a Tokyo zoo after zookeepers fed the hamster to Aochan, but the snake refused to eat it.
- Heck, I wouldn't either.
- Don't you know the other animals snicker and make fun of both of them?
- I bet Gohan likes to roll Aochan up like a wheel and roll him all around the cage.
Thrilling Thursday
Dolly Parton is 60 on Thursday. I will always love Dolly. There's just something about her. Couple things, in fact.
- Those huge blue eyes.
I can't wait for Dolly's tell-all autobiography. She's got a lot to get off her chest.
Coach Dan Reeves is 61 on Thursday. He played in Dallas when the Cowboys were America's Team. Dan was so clean-cut, he was never even taken in for questioning.
Janis Joplin was born on January 19th in 1943. To appreciate what her first crying was like, just imagine Joe Cocker on helium.
Robert E. Lee was born on January 19th in 1807. Lee is one of the great heroes of the South -- right up there with Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott and all the Hee Haw Honeys.
Love & Learn
Gas Saving Scams and Fuel Efficiency Tips - Increases in the price of gas always seeem to bring an increase in the number of so-called fuel-saving gadgets and scams.
Thoughts While Thinking
I have always admired sane people, but I never voted for one.
The only good thing about winter driving is sometimes you can splash slush on the neighborhood kids.
For a man, the greatest feeling in the world is to walk out of a store where you almost bought something.
Big News
Consumer prices rose in 2005 by the largest rate in five years. In other words, the Bush administration broke its own record for high prices.- By the time Democrats regain control of the country they won't be able to afford it.
A California couple who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili in a scheme to extort money from the fast-food chain were sentenced Wednesday to prison terms of nine and 12 years. The judge's advice to them as they headed off to prison -- "Whatever you do, don't eat the chili!"
Gohan the 3-inch hamster and Aochan the 4-foot rat snake have become best buddies at a Tokyo zoo after zookeepers fed the hamster to Aochan, but the snake refused to eat it.
- Heck, I wouldn't either.
- Don't you know the other animals snicker and make fun of both of them?
- I bet Gohan likes to roll Aochan up like a wheel and roll him all around the cage.
Thrilling Thursday
Dolly Parton is 60 on Thursday. I will always love Dolly. There's just something about her. Couple things, in fact.
- Those huge blue eyes.
I can't wait for Dolly's tell-all autobiography. She's got a lot to get off her chest.
Coach Dan Reeves is 61 on Thursday. He played in Dallas when the Cowboys were America's Team. Dan was so clean-cut, he was never even taken in for questioning.
Janis Joplin was born on January 19th in 1943. To appreciate what her first crying was like, just imagine Joe Cocker on helium.
Robert E. Lee was born on January 19th in 1807. Lee is one of the great heroes of the South -- right up there with Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott and all the Hee Haw Honeys.
Love & Learn
Gas Saving Scams and Fuel Efficiency Tips - Increases in the price of gas always seeem to bring an increase in the number of so-called fuel-saving gadgets and scams.
Thoughts While Thinking
I have always admired sane people, but I never voted for one.
The only good thing about winter driving is sometimes you can splash slush on the neighborhood kids.
For a man, the greatest feeling in the world is to walk out of a store where you almost bought something.
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