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Federal lawsuits were filed Tuesday seeking to stop President Bush's domestic eavesdropping program, calling it an "illegal and unconstitutional program" of electronic eavesdropping on American citizens. The President's not worried. By the time the case reaches the Supreme Court, Harriet Miers will have the swing vote.
- Or Jeb or the twins or somebody who knows the law.
House Republicans unveiled a new ethics plan on Tuesday. Of course, the way Congress thinks, you'll probably need a Medicare card to buy ethics at participating drugs stores.
About thirty-five million Americans were watching the NFL Playoffs last Sunday. Which makes you wonder, what on earth were the other 260-million doing?
- Are football fans missing something really big?
- Do they care?
Wonderful Wednesday
The South Texas Sheep Show is this week. By the way, show sheep should be shorn with super-sharp sheep shears. Never shave a show sheep. Shaving a show sheep can short-out your Schick.
Hawaii was discovered on January 18th in 1778. The native Hawaiians taught the explorers lots of exciting new things: doing the hula ... cooking a pig in the sand ..... bowling with a pineapple...
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On January 18th in 1967 Goose Tatum died at age 45. Goose was the great Harlem Globetrotter comic who kept fans laughing in the 1940s and '50s. He's probably up there somewhere right now -- throwing a bucket of confetti on some angels
On January 18th in 1951 new NFL rules made tackles, guards, and centers ineligible for forward passes. And to this day all offensive linemen can do is just stand there and hit people.
- And occasionally bleed.
Love & Laugh
Family Fun Files - From breast feeding to lawn and weed tips, loads of family laughs here.
Today's Horoscope
Virgo: This is not your lucky day. Tonight your nasal passages will freeze and burst if you don't remember to leave one dripping.
Thoughts While Dozing
You can trust most people, but even at the church potluck it's a good idea to put your name on your Tupperware.
Today's blog was brought to you by Guaranteed-to-Strike Bowling Balls, the bowling ball that guarantees a strike every time. Simply start your delivery, and just as you're about to release the ball, pull the pin.
Federal lawsuits were filed Tuesday seeking to stop President Bush's domestic eavesdropping program, calling it an "illegal and unconstitutional program" of electronic eavesdropping on American citizens. The President's not worried. By the time the case reaches the Supreme Court, Harriet Miers will have the swing vote.
- Or Jeb or the twins or somebody who knows the law.
House Republicans unveiled a new ethics plan on Tuesday. Of course, the way Congress thinks, you'll probably need a Medicare card to buy ethics at participating drugs stores.
About thirty-five million Americans were watching the NFL Playoffs last Sunday. Which makes you wonder, what on earth were the other 260-million doing?
- Are football fans missing something really big?
- Do they care?
Wonderful Wednesday
The South Texas Sheep Show is this week. By the way, show sheep should be shorn with super-sharp sheep shears. Never shave a show sheep. Shaving a show sheep can short-out your Schick.
Hawaii was discovered on January 18th in 1778. The native Hawaiians taught the explorers lots of exciting new things: doing the hula ... cooking a pig in the sand ..... bowling with a pineapple...
..
On January 18th in 1967 Goose Tatum died at age 45. Goose was the great Harlem Globetrotter comic who kept fans laughing in the 1940s and '50s. He's probably up there somewhere right now -- throwing a bucket of confetti on some angels
On January 18th in 1951 new NFL rules made tackles, guards, and centers ineligible for forward passes. And to this day all offensive linemen can do is just stand there and hit people.
- And occasionally bleed.
Love & Laugh
Family Fun Files - From breast feeding to lawn and weed tips, loads of family laughs here.
Today's Horoscope
Virgo: This is not your lucky day. Tonight your nasal passages will freeze and burst if you don't remember to leave one dripping.
Thoughts While Dozing
You can trust most people, but even at the church potluck it's a good idea to put your name on your Tupperware.
Today's blog was brought to you by Guaranteed-to-Strike Bowling Balls, the bowling ball that guarantees a strike every time. Simply start your delivery, and just as you're about to release the ball, pull the pin.
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