Sunday, January 15, 2006

I Love My Enemy, Little Debbie

Big News

President Bush didn't do anything special this weekend. Reportedly, he spent the whole time trying to learn to spell Condoleezza.
- Laura came up with some special extra-long Flash Cards.

Tom DeLay is having a rough time. For years he's been hoping his popularity rubbed off on other Republicans, and now they're hoping it doesn't.

Singer Eminem remarried his high school sweetheart this weekend. Kim Mathers reportedly agreed if he promised not to bring his work home.
- Poor guy can't even sing in the shower!

Marvelous Monday

Monday is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a federal holiday since 1986. Dr. King was born on January 15, 1929.

Dr. King was a non-violent dreamer, so some people hated him. These were the same people who hate Big Bird because he's yellow.

Dr. King had a dream that a time would come when humans would act human. But, of course, some humans don't think humans will ever act human because, after all, humans are only human.
- Still, it's a nice dream.

Some more thoughts on Dr. King

On January 16th in 1988 Tina Turner set a concert record by drawing 180,200 for a single performance at Americana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. She was so revved up, it took her two weeks to regain control of her hips.

On January 16th in 1979 Cher filed for divorce just nine days after marrying Greg Allman. It was sad. He had given her some of the best hours of his life.
- The top layer of the wedding cake is probably still in somebody’s freezer.

Love & Learn

Top Ten Ways to Teach Values to Your Kids
- In a consumer-driven society that broadcasts values you don’t approve of, how can you teach values to your kids? Here are ten ideas to help you.

Pet Lovebirds: What Fun! - Some fun facts about a loveable pet.

Make Money Online with RSS - This new twist to the Internet can be very valuable to you as a Internet marketer. Imagine replacing email marketing with RSS marketing.

This just in

Tylenol Sinus is merging with American Express Travelers Cheques. So now if you lose your sinuses anywhere in the world, they can be replaced with a single phone call.

Thoughts While Munching a Little Debbie

The universe just keeps expanding. But then, don't we all?

I had to stop watching the educational channel. I got too fat snacking during pledge breaks.

Remember, most addictions have side effects. Over-eating, however, has side, front, and rear effects.

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