Thursday, January 12, 2006

Follow My Dreams? Be Serious!

Big News

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called on the United Nations Thursday to confront Iran's "defiance" and demand that Tehran halt its nuclear program. An Iranian spokesman, who had trouble finding an interpreter, said he couldn't believe the U.S. would get so upset about condo leases.

A new nickel coin shows a smiling Thomas Jefferson looking straight at you. Have you seen it? Jefferson looks like he can still smell the buffalo on the old nickel.

Flabtastical Friday

Friday is Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day if a black cat crosses your path or gets flushed down your toilet.

Friday is Folsom Prison Blues Day, marking the Johnny Cash appearance at Folsom Prison on January 13, 1968, with June Carter, Carl Perkins, and the Statler Brothers. The cafeteria concert was recorded live, became a worldwide hit, and cemented Cash's image as a hero to the down-trodden. One of Cash's compositions while in the Air Force, "Folsom Prison Blues" was originally a hit on Sun Records in 1956.

Retired gunslinger Wyatt Earp died on January 13th in 1929. He hadn't slung a gun in years.
- In fact, Wyatt got mad and hung up his slinger when the liberals made it illegal to shoot innocent by-standers on Sunday.

On January 13th in 1979 the YMCA filed a libel suit against the Village People over their hit record "Y.M.C.A." The suit was later dropped, when it was determined that the Village People didn’t have anything the YMCA wanted.

To Learn to Sell

Following Up on Sales Presentations - The more time you put into getting to know your potential customers, the better your relationship will be. Here's how to follow up the initial sales call.

Today's Safety Tip

Remember, when attending a meeting of the National Rifle Association, never wear your target shirt.

Thoughts While Suffering from Acid Reflux

Do you take Pepcid-AC 30 minutes or an hour before eating possum fajitas?

The people who keep urging me to follow my dreams have no idea how weird my dreams are.

I swear, I'm so much fun I take me everywhere I go.

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