Should Jurors Be Potty Trained?
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Iraq's electoral commission said Monday a tiny percentage of fraudulent votes won't affect the outcome of the parliamentary elections. Results are expected Friday, when hopefully everyone will remember which candidates are still alive.
Two-year-old Kaylee Reynolds of New Bedford, Massachusetts, has been called for jury duty. Her mother, Patricia, says Kaylee gets really cranky if she doesn't get her noontime nap. But that's no excuse. That also applies to half the judges.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Make Your All-Time Top Ten Favorite TV Characters List. Go ahead. Will you include Lucy, Fonzie, Barney, Latka, Reverend Jim, Kramer, Boss Hogg, Corky, Gomer, Georgette, or Meathead? Bart Simpson?
Actor James Earl Jones, Darth Vader, is 75 on Tuesday. Darth Vader is my favorite villain, the meanest, most evil creature of all time. I hear he's afraid of Madonna.
Benjamin Franklin was born on January 17th in 1706. It was Ben who said, "To cure a toothache, wash the root of the tooth in vinegar and let it dry half an hour in the sun."
- Ben was a genius, but he had one screw that frequently needed to be tightened.
Popeye, the cartoon sailor-man, made his first appearance on January 17th in 1929. Popeye has four nephews: Peepeye, Pupeye, Pipeye, and Poopeye. Which explains why Popeye and Olive Oyl never got married and had children. All the good names were already taken.
Love & Learn
Scrapbooking Theme Ideas - There's no limit to the types of themes you can use in your scrapbooking. Whether you choose to highlight a specific event or you are composing a large, family album, the choice is up to you. Here are some ideas to help start your creative juices.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
If women were really smart, at first they'd get only one breast implant to see if they liked it.
The big problem with fast food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach.
- And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Whenever I'm down and out, I lift up my head and shout, "Whitney Houston will always love me!"
Iraq's electoral commission said Monday a tiny percentage of fraudulent votes won't affect the outcome of the parliamentary elections. Results are expected Friday, when hopefully everyone will remember which candidates are still alive.
Two-year-old Kaylee Reynolds of New Bedford, Massachusetts, has been called for jury duty. Her mother, Patricia, says Kaylee gets really cranky if she doesn't get her noontime nap. But that's no excuse. That also applies to half the judges.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Make Your All-Time Top Ten Favorite TV Characters List. Go ahead. Will you include Lucy, Fonzie, Barney, Latka, Reverend Jim, Kramer, Boss Hogg, Corky, Gomer, Georgette, or Meathead? Bart Simpson?
Actor James Earl Jones, Darth Vader, is 75 on Tuesday. Darth Vader is my favorite villain, the meanest, most evil creature of all time. I hear he's afraid of Madonna.
Benjamin Franklin was born on January 17th in 1706. It was Ben who said, "To cure a toothache, wash the root of the tooth in vinegar and let it dry half an hour in the sun."
- Ben was a genius, but he had one screw that frequently needed to be tightened.
Popeye, the cartoon sailor-man, made his first appearance on January 17th in 1929. Popeye has four nephews: Peepeye, Pupeye, Pipeye, and Poopeye. Which explains why Popeye and Olive Oyl never got married and had children. All the good names were already taken.
Love & Learn
Scrapbooking Theme Ideas - There's no limit to the types of themes you can use in your scrapbooking. Whether you choose to highlight a specific event or you are composing a large, family album, the choice is up to you. Here are some ideas to help start your creative juices.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
If women were really smart, at first they'd get only one breast implant to see if they liked it.
The big problem with fast food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach.
- And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Whenever I'm down and out, I lift up my head and shout, "Whitney Houston will always love me!"
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