When Is Draft Dodger Day?
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Big News!
Violence in France is now easing. After two nights of decreasing unrest, everybody's chilling out. At the Louvre last night, the Mona Lisa was shaving her legs.
Scientists have discovered a biological brake for a hunger hormone: a competing hormone that seems to counter the urge to eat. Side-effects include dry mouth, dry armpits, dry bladder, and an uncontrollable urge to model.
The journal Science reported Thursday a huge ancient crocodile has been found. And only a few feet away, a huge ancient crocodile hunter with three toes missing was still trembling.
A Boeing jet arrived in London from Hong Kong on Thursday, breaking the record for the longest nonstop flight by a commercial jet. The 13,422-mile flight took 22 hours and 43 minutes. At last report, passengers were still waiting for their ears to pop.
Remembering
Friday is Veterans Day in the U.S. and Remembrance Day in Canada. It's also Original Poppy Day. And this is National Hug a Veteran Week.
Did you ever wonder? On Veterans Day, do draft dodgers get together and tell peace stories?
Veterans Day, a day to honor all those who did not evade the draft, to make the world safer for those who did.
The Army was a learning experience for me. I learned that I wanted to be a civilian.
Veterans Day: Honoring All Who Served - In expressing our gratitude for service, Americans now include veterans of all wars, including Iraq and Afghanistan.
Another Award Winner
Now, today's award-winning riddle. Do you know what they call people who send out for a midnight pizza?- "Things that go burp in the night."
Today's Statistic to Disprove
I figured it up. The average American spends seven months of his life watching beer commercials.
Thoughts While Shaving
You know, the monsodium I don't mind, but I can't stand that glutomate.
I think that I shall never see, my dog pass up a tree.
Big News!
Violence in France is now easing. After two nights of decreasing unrest, everybody's chilling out. At the Louvre last night, the Mona Lisa was shaving her legs.
Scientists have discovered a biological brake for a hunger hormone: a competing hormone that seems to counter the urge to eat. Side-effects include dry mouth, dry armpits, dry bladder, and an uncontrollable urge to model.
The journal Science reported Thursday a huge ancient crocodile has been found. And only a few feet away, a huge ancient crocodile hunter with three toes missing was still trembling.
A Boeing jet arrived in London from Hong Kong on Thursday, breaking the record for the longest nonstop flight by a commercial jet. The 13,422-mile flight took 22 hours and 43 minutes. At last report, passengers were still waiting for their ears to pop.
Remembering
Friday is Veterans Day in the U.S. and Remembrance Day in Canada. It's also Original Poppy Day. And this is National Hug a Veteran Week.
Did you ever wonder? On Veterans Day, do draft dodgers get together and tell peace stories?
Veterans Day, a day to honor all those who did not evade the draft, to make the world safer for those who did.
The Army was a learning experience for me. I learned that I wanted to be a civilian.
Veterans Day: Honoring All Who Served - In expressing our gratitude for service, Americans now include veterans of all wars, including Iraq and Afghanistan.
Another Award Winner
Now, today's award-winning riddle. Do you know what they call people who send out for a midnight pizza?- "Things that go burp in the night."
Today's Statistic to Disprove
I figured it up. The average American spends seven months of his life watching beer commercials.
Thoughts While Shaving
You know, the monsodium I don't mind, but I can't stand that glutomate.
I think that I shall never see, my dog pass up a tree.
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