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Big News
Plans released Wednesday revealed the U.S. could restrict travel to prevent bird flu. This means, if you've got a turkey flying in for Thanksgiving, better tell him to come on now!
- All birds must pay full fare. And any chicken that sneezes is off the plane!
Maybe you heard. The CIA has a hidden al-Qaida prison in eastern Europe. Apparently, the CIA is keeping the prison secret to keep the Red Cross from bringing doughnuts.
- It's the CIA's way of joining the war against obesity.
Outsiders will get their first peek at the National Zoo's baby giant panda starting next week. But they'll need tickets. So outside the zoo scalpers are already pitching tents.
- It could be the hottest ticket since Tom DeLay hugged the Exxon-Mobil monkey.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is National Housewives Day and National Men Make Dinner Day.
- Housewives Day is always on the birthday of comic Roseanne Barr, who should be in the Housewife Hall of Fame.
- Roseanne turns 52 today. She's one of the few personalities who could succeed again in both prime-time television ... and SmackDown.
Fun History
Sharpshooter Annie Oakley died on November 3rd in 1926. Annie's most amazing trick was to stand on one side of a lake, ricochet a rifle shot off the water, and hit a bulls-eye on the other side. The hardest part was making the bull stand still.
Laugh and Learn
Around the House - The lighter side of homes and housekeeping. Another family fun file.
Today's soap opera update
On "The Guiding Laser" Margo tells Snapper that "trying a little tenderness" does not mean sprinkling her with monosodium glutamate!
A note from the Blog Bulletin Board:
The Fort Worth Hyperactive Society will meet next week on Monday, Tuesday, twice on Wednesday, and five times on Friday.
Plans released Wednesday revealed the U.S. could restrict travel to prevent bird flu. This means, if you've got a turkey flying in for Thanksgiving, better tell him to come on now!
- All birds must pay full fare. And any chicken that sneezes is off the plane!
Maybe you heard. The CIA has a hidden al-Qaida prison in eastern Europe. Apparently, the CIA is keeping the prison secret to keep the Red Cross from bringing doughnuts.
- It's the CIA's way of joining the war against obesity.
Outsiders will get their first peek at the National Zoo's baby giant panda starting next week. But they'll need tickets. So outside the zoo scalpers are already pitching tents.
- It could be the hottest ticket since Tom DeLay hugged the Exxon-Mobil monkey.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is National Housewives Day and National Men Make Dinner Day.
- Housewives Day is always on the birthday of comic Roseanne Barr, who should be in the Housewife Hall of Fame.
- Roseanne turns 52 today. She's one of the few personalities who could succeed again in both prime-time television ... and SmackDown.
Fun History
Sharpshooter Annie Oakley died on November 3rd in 1926. Annie's most amazing trick was to stand on one side of a lake, ricochet a rifle shot off the water, and hit a bulls-eye on the other side. The hardest part was making the bull stand still.
Laugh and Learn
Around the House - The lighter side of homes and housekeeping. Another family fun file.
Today's soap opera update
On "The Guiding Laser" Margo tells Snapper that "trying a little tenderness" does not mean sprinkling her with monosodium glutamate!
A note from the Blog Bulletin Board:
The Fort Worth Hyperactive Society will meet next week on Monday, Tuesday, twice on Wednesday, and five times on Friday.
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