How to Exercise Your Hippocampus

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Big News

The chiefs of five major oil companies defended the industry's huge profits on Wednesday. Well of course. The profits are right in line with other industries whose executives have no consciences.

A study released Wednesday says television has seven times more sex scenes than it had seven years ago. Nothing surprises you on TV anymore. Even on old reruns you expect to see "The Golden Girls" in thong bikinis chewing tobacco.

His father says Michael Jackson probably won't live in the U.S. again. Health care is so much cheaper in other countries -- especially emergency nose service.

Sleep Dangerously

Thursday night is Sleep Dangerously Night, a night to switch sides of the bed with your spouse.
- Go ahead, it'll be good for your hippocampus, the system of circuits in your brain that must be used regularly to prevent Alzheimer's.
- Honest. I know about this stuff.

TV's "Sesame Street" premiered on November 10, 1969. My favorite Sesame Street character was Oscar the Grouch. I always thought it would be cool to have your own room with a lid on it.
- You wouldn't have to clean your room; you'd just open the lid and let the ceiling fan blow everything out.

Love & Learn

Your Children and the Environment - You can teach your children about life, develop a love for the environment, and get muddy and have fun in their own garden. Here's how.

Today's intriguing autumn question

Have you noticed how geese always fly south in a V-formation? How do you suppose they pick the lead goose?
- And is her gander proud of her?

So long for now and remember, if your old football injury flares up, do what I do -- sit on a heating pad.