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Big News

These are tough times for the White House. Scooter Libby is hobbling along on crutches, and President Bush is hobbling along on a low approval rating.

The two residents aboard the international space station floated outside the complex Monday to install a huge camera. This is seen as necessary to deter space burglars....
...Since the space station has no little security system signs to post outside.

Elections & Other Stuff

Tuesday is Election Day in the U.S. Nobody seems to know why. It's just a tradition that every couple of years Americans go to the polls and make some really big mistakes.
- Most of us only do it to protect our griping rights later.
- Many Americans won't vote. They're too busy pursuing happiness and watching talk shows.

Tueday is also National Parents as Teachers Day, a reminder that parents are the primary teachers of children ages birth to five, the most important learning period of a person's life.

The Canadian Rodeo Finals are this week. It's the usual stuff: steer wrestling, bull riding ... horse hockey....
- It was that great Yukon cowboy Mush BlueEars who once said, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him skate."

Love & Learn

How to Avoid 'Sick House' Syndrome and Breathe Easier - Our homes and offices can get sick when they're sealed tightly to prevent noise, pollution, or cold air from entering.

Exclusive Animal Stuff

Remember those beer lizards? Reportedly they disappeared because a lot of people began to wonder which part of the lizard goes into the beer.

Hello, Glamour Shots? Does your weekend special also include dogs?

Now, today's frog trivia question. Where is America's only school for frogs?
- America's only school for frogs is Croaker College on Park Fair Drive in Sacramento. You probably never heard of it because it's a small school and can't afford to have a football team.

And remember to prevent bird flu, don't count your chickens barefoot.