I Can’t Believe It’s Not fen-Phen
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HaBlog has learned that tacked onto President Bush's $7.1 billion plan to combat bird flu is a special Thanksgiving pardon to a turkey named Scooter.
- Who's not feeling that well these days...
A presidential panel on Tuesday recommended rewriting virtually every tax law for individuals and businesses. Put simply, it means regular people would pay more, Republicans less.
- Congress likes it already.
The Federal Reserve, still concerned about inflation, raised a key interest rate another quarter point on Tuesday. This means anyone with at least three million dollars in savings can still afford to drive an SUV...
...to Canada to buy prescription drugs.
Wonderous Wednesday
Wednesday is Deviled Egg Day and Piggy Bank Day, a good day to take your lunch to work and save.
On November 2nd in 1734, Daniel Boone was born. If you've never seen a picture of him with that coonskin hat, just imagine Pat Sajak with a pony tail.
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week. Some people think pigs are the ugliest animals on earth, but these people seldom take the time to get to know a pig personally.
- Actually, a hippo is much uglier than a pig. Primarily because there's much more of a hippo to be ugly.
Management Love
Compliments that Reach the 'Heart' of Employees - When an employee brings a big project in on-time and on-budget you want to express your gratitude in a personal way that shows total understanding and appreciation. Here's how.
Did you ever wonder?
Did you ever wonder if the average terrorist eats a healthy breakfast?
If a cold nose is the sign of a healthy puppy, are cold feet the sign of a healthy wife?
Today's blog is brought to you by I Can’t Believe It’s Not fen-Phen, the new diet pill for people who can’t wait for that annoying FDA approval.
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not fen-Phen has never been tested on laboratory rats because, frankly, who’s ever seen a fat lab rat?
HaBlog has learned that tacked onto President Bush's $7.1 billion plan to combat bird flu is a special Thanksgiving pardon to a turkey named Scooter.
- Who's not feeling that well these days...
A presidential panel on Tuesday recommended rewriting virtually every tax law for individuals and businesses. Put simply, it means regular people would pay more, Republicans less.
- Congress likes it already.
The Federal Reserve, still concerned about inflation, raised a key interest rate another quarter point on Tuesday. This means anyone with at least three million dollars in savings can still afford to drive an SUV...
...to Canada to buy prescription drugs.
Wonderous Wednesday
Wednesday is Deviled Egg Day and Piggy Bank Day, a good day to take your lunch to work and save.
On November 2nd in 1734, Daniel Boone was born. If you've never seen a picture of him with that coonskin hat, just imagine Pat Sajak with a pony tail.
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week. Some people think pigs are the ugliest animals on earth, but these people seldom take the time to get to know a pig personally.
- Actually, a hippo is much uglier than a pig. Primarily because there's much more of a hippo to be ugly.
Management Love
Compliments that Reach the 'Heart' of Employees - When an employee brings a big project in on-time and on-budget you want to express your gratitude in a personal way that shows total understanding and appreciation. Here's how.
Did you ever wonder?
Did you ever wonder if the average terrorist eats a healthy breakfast?
If a cold nose is the sign of a healthy puppy, are cold feet the sign of a healthy wife?
Today's blog is brought to you by I Can’t Believe It’s Not fen-Phen, the new diet pill for people who can’t wait for that annoying FDA approval.
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not fen-Phen has never been tested on laboratory rats because, frankly, who’s ever seen a fat lab rat?
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