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Two U.S. soldiers have been charged with assault for allegedly punching two detainees in the chest, shoulders and stomach at a military base in Afghanistan. The two will also be in line for medals since nobody was naked or on a leash.
It's Halloween, the last day of October. Oh well, another day another dollar. Or if you're Exxon-Mobil, another month another 3 billion.
- A few more hurricanes, Exxon-Mobil can buy Saudi Arabia.
The Muhammad Ali Center opens in Louisville Nov. 21, chronicling the life of "The Greatest" inside and outside the ring. It's the biggest thing to happen in Louisville since Colonel Sanders introduced Hot Wings with Mint Julip Dipping Sauce at the Kentucky Derby.
Marvelous Monday
Monday is Halloween and Bring Your Jack-O-Lantern to Work Day.
Halloween was originally the Celtic New Year when the Duids dressed up in old clothes and went from cemetery to cemetery cleaning graves. How it evolved into an excuse for selling junk candy and Darth Vader costumes can only be explained as either insanity or "free enterprise."
Halloween Fun-Liners
Our blog historian, Dusty Tombs, reports that black and orange were chosen as the official Halloween colors because puce and tangerine were already taken.
Love & Learn
Running for Beginners: Running Tips A to Z - Follow these, and you'll be a wiser runner!
Thoughts While Searching
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.
Two U.S. soldiers have been charged with assault for allegedly punching two detainees in the chest, shoulders and stomach at a military base in Afghanistan. The two will also be in line for medals since nobody was naked or on a leash.
It's Halloween, the last day of October. Oh well, another day another dollar. Or if you're Exxon-Mobil, another month another 3 billion.
- A few more hurricanes, Exxon-Mobil can buy Saudi Arabia.
The Muhammad Ali Center opens in Louisville Nov. 21, chronicling the life of "The Greatest" inside and outside the ring. It's the biggest thing to happen in Louisville since Colonel Sanders introduced Hot Wings with Mint Julip Dipping Sauce at the Kentucky Derby.
Marvelous Monday
Monday is Halloween and Bring Your Jack-O-Lantern to Work Day.
Halloween was originally the Celtic New Year when the Duids dressed up in old clothes and went from cemetery to cemetery cleaning graves. How it evolved into an excuse for selling junk candy and Darth Vader costumes can only be explained as either insanity or "free enterprise."
Halloween Fun-Liners
Our blog historian, Dusty Tombs, reports that black and orange were chosen as the official Halloween colors because puce and tangerine were already taken.
Love & Learn
Running for Beginners: Running Tips A to Z - Follow these, and you'll be a wiser runner!
Thoughts While Searching
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.
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