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Cyril Cynic reporting....
President Bush on Sunday urged Latin Americans to reject efforts to reverse democratic progress in the region. He did not mention Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, but only because he can't pronounce Venezuela.
And for those who think things can't get worse, just remember: The oil industry is making a hundred billion dollars this year. Now they can afford to buy the entire Congress.
- Congressmen have been bought and sold so many times they should have bar codes.
There's a rumor the U.S. oil industry may buy Canada -- so they can have free health care.
Marvelous Monday
Kids' Goal Setting Week begins Monday, a time for parents, teachers, and coaches to help children develop goal-setting habits so they can make their dreams come true.
Fun History
Jeanette Rankin of Montana became the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress on November 7, 1916. They put in a special ladies room for her, but she never used it because she didn't have anybody to go with her.
The Canadian-Pacific Railway was completed on November 7, 1885, making it possible for all Canadians to vacation out West and fish and hunt and marry lumberjacks.
Love & Learn
Those Are My Principles - You and I have principles. And we also have opinions. Opinions can change, but we want to stand by our principles.
Today's soap opera update
On "General Free Clinic" Dr. Testosterone accuses Cricket of flirting with the Katopectate distributor
Today's grocery shopping tip
Always remember, the supermarket ads use pictures of professional pork chops. Your pork chops may vary.
Odds & Odds
I am unbelievably lucky. I am the one millionth visitor to every website.
You find such great stuff on the Internet. Like, I never dreamed I could someday own Eric Rudolph's recipe for rotisserie rabbit.
President Bush on Sunday urged Latin Americans to reject efforts to reverse democratic progress in the region. He did not mention Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, but only because he can't pronounce Venezuela.
And for those who think things can't get worse, just remember: The oil industry is making a hundred billion dollars this year. Now they can afford to buy the entire Congress.
- Congressmen have been bought and sold so many times they should have bar codes.
There's a rumor the U.S. oil industry may buy Canada -- so they can have free health care.
Marvelous Monday
Kids' Goal Setting Week begins Monday, a time for parents, teachers, and coaches to help children develop goal-setting habits so they can make their dreams come true.
Fun History
Jeanette Rankin of Montana became the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress on November 7, 1916. They put in a special ladies room for her, but she never used it because she didn't have anybody to go with her.
The Canadian-Pacific Railway was completed on November 7, 1885, making it possible for all Canadians to vacation out West and fish and hunt and marry lumberjacks.
Love & Learn
Those Are My Principles - You and I have principles. And we also have opinions. Opinions can change, but we want to stand by our principles.
Today's soap opera update
On "General Free Clinic" Dr. Testosterone accuses Cricket of flirting with the Katopectate distributor
Today's grocery shopping tip
Always remember, the supermarket ads use pictures of professional pork chops. Your pork chops may vary.
Odds & Odds
I am unbelievably lucky. I am the one millionth visitor to every website.
You find such great stuff on the Internet. Like, I never dreamed I could someday own Eric Rudolph's recipe for rotisserie rabbit.
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