Thursday, November 03, 2005

Home Depot for Best Toilet Seat Glue?

Big News

Scooter Libby pleaded not guilty Thursday in the CIA leak scandal, the first step in a long battle to get Dick Cheney, Carl Rove, and possibly even President Bush under oath. And then, of course, do what every Democrat dreams of -- ask them about their sex lives.

A second judge, this time a Republican, was ousted Thursday in the Tom DeLay case. No judge will want to hear this case. Reportedly, Texas governor Rick Perry is checking with evangelicals to see if he can appoint Harriet Miers.

When it comes to bird flu vaccinations, you have to admire the President's honesty. He said if he could, he'd stick it to every American.

Home Depot was sued by a Colorado shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue. Unfortunately, then the guy was arrested for allegedly trying to shoplift a toilet seat in his pants.

Honeymoon Day

Friday is Honeymoon Day, a day to celebrate honeymoon memories, always on the birthday of actor Art Carney, who won six Emmys for his work on "The Honeymooners" TV series.

Fun History

King Tut's 3,000-year-old tomb was discovered on November 4, 1922. And sure enough, Old Tut was still dead.
- His royal robes were all wrinkled, indicating he may have rolled over a lot.

The great racehorse Man O' War was buried in Lexington, Kentucky, on this day in 1947. Fortunately, he was already dead.- Over 2,500 people attended Man O' War's funeral. The pall bearers were Flicka, Black Beauty, and Trigger.
- Mr. Ed delivered the eulogy.

Love & Learn

Stress Management: Eight Tips for Busy Moms - Mothers are some of the busiest people on the planet. With an almost frantic pace, increased stress levels can be a natural result. These tips can help.

Thoughts While Shaving

I have no answers, and I thoroughly enjoy bashing others who don't either.

Life is full of wonders. My mind is constantly fascinated by some of the things my mouth comes up with.

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