Klan Wins Grammy for Not Recording
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This just in. The Ku Klux Klan has checked into rehab.
- Apparently, word got out that a bunch of men cavorting around in white sheets had to be gay.
- Word is they got the group rate at the new Ted Haggard Rehab Centers popping up everywhere.
Grammy Predictions:
- The audience will gasp when Michael Jackson shows up and offers $190 million for Norah Jones' nose. Hey, it is cute.
- Mary J. Blige will hit a high note and shatter implants all over Staples Center.
- Gretchen Wilson will turn blue and suffer near asphyxiation when her hairdo falls and her face gets stuck in her hat.
- Elmer Fudd will win a Grammy for Best Cartoon Country Impression of Twavis Twitt.
- Everyone will doze off or tune out after the award for Best Country TV Soundtrack goes to "The Love Theme from the Monster Truck Channel." (HaBlog)
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Shallow Thoughts
Not everybody should go to college. If we're all educated, who's going to do the plumbing and fix the potholes and write the jokes?
This note from the Bulletin Board. Cub Scout Pack #8898 will not meet this afternoon. Your den mother was committed.
This just in. The Ku Klux Klan has checked into rehab.
- Apparently, word got out that a bunch of men cavorting around in white sheets had to be gay.
- Word is they got the group rate at the new Ted Haggard Rehab Centers popping up everywhere.
Grammy Predictions:
- The audience will gasp when Michael Jackson shows up and offers $190 million for Norah Jones' nose. Hey, it is cute.
- Mary J. Blige will hit a high note and shatter implants all over Staples Center.
- Gretchen Wilson will turn blue and suffer near asphyxiation when her hairdo falls and her face gets stuck in her hat.
- Elmer Fudd will win a Grammy for Best Cartoon Country Impression of Twavis Twitt.
- Everyone will doze off or tune out after the award for Best Country TV Soundtrack goes to "The Love Theme from the Monster Truck Channel." (HaBlog)
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD this week, including Flags of Our Fathers, Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles, Running With Scissors, Hollywoodland, Cinderella III: A Twist, Trust the Man, Flicka, Soup of the Day, lots of stuff from TV and more.
Autoword - Infiniti retools G35, takes aim at BMW fans
WellNews - A different take on fitness and health news: fun quickies that are actually interesting. A weekly roundup of the latest.
Money and You - How to find - and screen - a financial adviser.
LifeWire: Soccer-Related Injuries - Soccer moms may want to take notice: Young soccer players made 1.6 million emergency room visits between 1990 and 2003.
Shallow Thoughts
Not everybody should go to college. If we're all educated, who's going to do the plumbing and fix the potholes and write the jokes?
This note from the Bulletin Board. Cub Scout Pack #8898 will not meet this afternoon. Your den mother was committed.
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