Wal-Mart Takes Over U.S.
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Wal-Mart and three other major U.S. employers on Wednesday joined hands with union leaders in setting a goal of providing "quality, affordable" health care for every American by 2012. And after they get us health care, maybe Wal-Mart can get us out of Iraq,
- It's possible. They could offer Iran and Syria Super Walmarts in every town with special everyday low prices for Iraqi insurgents and discount health care for suicide bombers.
- Best plan I've heard yet.
Tivo, Amazon.com, Walmart, and everybody else is offering video downloads. This makes it so much more convenient to not see all those lousy movies you wouldn't see anyway.
- It's always been a dream of mine, to max out my credit cards downloading videos.
- My other dream is to be able to download Whoppers and fries.
Wal-Mart and three other major U.S. employers on Wednesday joined hands with union leaders in setting a goal of providing "quality, affordable" health care for every American by 2012. And after they get us health care, maybe Wal-Mart can get us out of Iraq,
- It's possible. They could offer Iran and Syria Super Walmarts in every town with special everyday low prices for Iraqi insurgents and discount health care for suicide bombers.
- Best plan I've heard yet.
Tivo, Amazon.com, Walmart, and everybody else is offering video downloads. This makes it so much more convenient to not see all those lousy movies you wouldn't see anyway.
- It's always been a dream of mine, to max out my credit cards downloading videos.
- My other dream is to be able to download Whoppers and fries.
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Tim Herd's Watchable Wildlife Guide - Wildlife observation in the right place at the right time.
Hat Attack: Fashion Makes a Cloche Call - In less than an hour, according to millinery designer Eugenia Kim, you can look like some of the world's most glamorous celebrities, including her customers Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna or Beyonce.
Travel: Peru - Suddenly, there it was - Machu Picchu, the legendary 'lost city of the Incas.
$274,000 a Day! - The estimated entry fee for the 2008 presidential race will be at least $100 million. Candidates who haven't raised that much by the end of 2007 might just as well not leave the barn.
FYI Travel - Mingle with Mother Nature in Monterey.
Tips for Frustrated Parents - If your child watches too much TV, is a picky eater, battles you at bedtime or spurns potty training, child care authorities offer some practical advice for frustrated parents.
Shallow Thoughts
One credit card company wants to give me a card to pay off my other credit cards. This is like robbing Peter to buy a gun to shoot Paul.
I can't help it. During flu season I'm so paranoid, in case the postman sneezed on my mail I won't open it without microwaving it first.
What this country really needs is a Dirt Devil strong enough to suck up Howard Stern!
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