Rush Limbaugh to Train Iraqi Police
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Members of the Iraq Study Group say the U.S. has botched the job of training Iraqi police by assigning the wrong people to the task. Apparently, Erik Estrada and LaToya Jackson just weren't qualified.
The Super Bowl is now a national security event, to be guarded by three thousand civilian guards, Miami and state police, undercover cops and the military. Reportedly, Horatio Caine is livid he has to work on Sunday.
- The biggest challenge for security police comes at the end of the game when 75,000 drunk fans try to get out of the parking lot.
- By the way, in Florida it's a class-C misdemeanor to throw up a state trooper.
A West Coast mystery lover is paying $2.5 million to propose to his girlfriend in a Super Bowl commercial. My bet is she says, "No!" I mean, the guy's got to be broke.
- The last thing a woman wants is a guy who throws his money away -- on Super Bowl commercials!
- The guy's headed for rehab.
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LifeWire - Happy news from the American Cancer Society: Statistics show that deaths from cancer have declined for two straight years.
Arts and Leisure - Girls have gone metal: Female bands are shaking up a genre once ruled by males.
Tim Herd's Wildlife Viewfinder Guide - Wildlife observation in the right place at the right time.
A Greener View - Roses, the ultimate flower: AARS winners .. Lily varieties save the day .. Moth larvae can destroy squash
Shallow Thoughts
February is Sleep Safety Month, so remember: do not smoke in bed, do not sleep with fireworks or oily rags, and make sure your fireman always has a fresh battery.
My stock broker tried to jump out a window -- but the warden stopped him.
My ears are ringing so much I must have caught a cold from the Avon Lady.
This is the time of year for the Grammy Awards and the Mardi Gras. This annual event features weird people in goofy clothes—and we see the same thing at the Mardi Gras.
Members of the Iraq Study Group say the U.S. has botched the job of training Iraqi police by assigning the wrong people to the task. Apparently, Erik Estrada and LaToya Jackson just weren't qualified.
The Super Bowl is now a national security event, to be guarded by three thousand civilian guards, Miami and state police, undercover cops and the military. Reportedly, Horatio Caine is livid he has to work on Sunday.
- The biggest challenge for security police comes at the end of the game when 75,000 drunk fans try to get out of the parking lot.
- By the way, in Florida it's a class-C misdemeanor to throw up a state trooper.
A West Coast mystery lover is paying $2.5 million to propose to his girlfriend in a Super Bowl commercial. My bet is she says, "No!" I mean, the guy's got to be broke.
- The last thing a woman wants is a guy who throws his money away -- on Super Bowl commercials!
- The guy's headed for rehab.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Money and You - Fee or no-fee, financial advice is not free.
LifeWire - Happy news from the American Cancer Society: Statistics show that deaths from cancer have declined for two straight years.
Arts and Leisure - Girls have gone metal: Female bands are shaking up a genre once ruled by males.
Tim Herd's Wildlife Viewfinder Guide - Wildlife observation in the right place at the right time.
A Greener View - Roses, the ultimate flower: AARS winners .. Lily varieties save the day .. Moth larvae can destroy squash
Shallow Thoughts
February is Sleep Safety Month, so remember: do not smoke in bed, do not sleep with fireworks or oily rags, and make sure your fireman always has a fresh battery.
My stock broker tried to jump out a window -- but the warden stopped him.
My ears are ringing so much I must have caught a cold from the Avon Lady.
This is the time of year for the Grammy Awards and the Mardi Gras. This annual event features weird people in goofy clothes—and we see the same thing at the Mardi Gras.
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