Republicans Love Hillary
Big News
Iraqi police say nearly 100 people died in violence there Monday. In fact, insurgents are now killing so many people so fast, they may have to take a vacation until more U.S. troops get there.
President Hugo Chavez told U.S. officials to "Go to hell, gringos!" and called Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice "missy" on his weekly radio and TV show this week. In a related story, CIA rumors indicate Iraq's weapons of mass destruction may be hidden in Venezuela.
Republicans are really happy about Hillary's presidential candidacy. It's been sooooo long since Republicans had anything to laugh about.
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Love & Learn
Going For It - "Nothing ventured, nothing lost," is the motto of too many of us. Many people are so afraid to fail that they never venture beyond the familiar.
To Be Equal - Minimum wage must be adjusted for inflation.
Travel: Cimarroncita, New Mexico - A step back in time, like historic cowgirls.
Pop Talk - Jerry Lee Lewis' swagger is untamed five decades later.
'Tween 12 and 20 - Daily advice to teens: Don't date until you are ready .. Boyfriend's apartment may be too tempting .. Restriction not reasonable for a single C .. Tips for teens of divorce .. Build your bulk the old-fashioned way ....
Shallow Thoughts
Basketball is America's favorite running sport. Number two is avoiding child support payments.
Actually, I enjoy vacuuming. It keeps from hearing about all the other chores my wife wants me to do.
I'm not fat. It's just that my body naturally retains chimachangas.
I suspected it might be cold this morning when I noticed the penguin dancing on my window sill
Please forgive me today; my mind is elsewhere. If you're listening, Mind, would you please give me a call?
Iraqi police say nearly 100 people died in violence there Monday. In fact, insurgents are now killing so many people so fast, they may have to take a vacation until more U.S. troops get there.
President Hugo Chavez told U.S. officials to "Go to hell, gringos!" and called Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice "missy" on his weekly radio and TV show this week. In a related story, CIA rumors indicate Iraq's weapons of mass destruction may be hidden in Venezuela.
Republicans are really happy about Hillary's presidential candidacy. It's been sooooo long since Republicans had anything to laugh about.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Going For It - "Nothing ventured, nothing lost," is the motto of too many of us. Many people are so afraid to fail that they never venture beyond the familiar.
To Be Equal - Minimum wage must be adjusted for inflation.
Travel: Cimarroncita, New Mexico - A step back in time, like historic cowgirls.
Pop Talk - Jerry Lee Lewis' swagger is untamed five decades later.
'Tween 12 and 20 - Daily advice to teens: Don't date until you are ready .. Boyfriend's apartment may be too tempting .. Restriction not reasonable for a single C .. Tips for teens of divorce .. Build your bulk the old-fashioned way ....
Shallow Thoughts
Basketball is America's favorite running sport. Number two is avoiding child support payments.
Actually, I enjoy vacuuming. It keeps from hearing about all the other chores my wife wants me to do.
I'm not fat. It's just that my body naturally retains chimachangas.
I suspected it might be cold this morning when I noticed the penguin dancing on my window sill
Please forgive me today; my mind is elsewhere. If you're listening, Mind, would you please give me a call?
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