Iraq Needs 20,000 More Hangmen
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Saddam Hussein's half-brother and his top aide were hanged in Baghdad on Monday. Seems like an awfully slow way to win in Iraq. It could take years to hang everybody in Baghdad. Kind of makes you wonder who's got the rope franchise?
- Probably a new Iraq-American company called Hangaburton.
A New York hospital is taking steps to offer the nation's first uterus transplant, a radical experiment that might allow women whose wombs were removed or are defective to bear children. That could be great, unless it becomes a status thing. And we're bombarded with TV commercials pitching the latest cool new uteruses.
- "Walking around with an old boring uterus? Get an exciting new 2008 SuperWomb GT!"
- "Guaranteed for 10 years or 12 children, whichever comes first.
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Shallow Thoughts
January 16th, only a week before my wife's annual State of the Marriage Address.
I was surprised by "Rocky Balboa." Honest, I thought they'd need a stretcher to carry Rocky INTO the ring.
The big problem with fast food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there -- and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Saddam Hussein's half-brother and his top aide were hanged in Baghdad on Monday. Seems like an awfully slow way to win in Iraq. It could take years to hang everybody in Baghdad. Kind of makes you wonder who's got the rope franchise?
- Probably a new Iraq-American company called Hangaburton.
A New York hospital is taking steps to offer the nation's first uterus transplant, a radical experiment that might allow women whose wombs were removed or are defective to bear children. That could be great, unless it becomes a status thing. And we're bombarded with TV commercials pitching the latest cool new uteruses.
- "Walking around with an old boring uterus? Get an exciting new 2008 SuperWomb GT!"
- "Guaranteed for 10 years or 12 children, whichever comes first.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
Inside People - Ways to foster an attitude of gratitude.
Travel: Whistler Snowbiking - There's a new way to race down a snow-covered mountain.
Video Game Reviews - Customize your experience in "Neverwinter Nights 2," and experience a variety of authentic moves and characters with "Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles."
Analysis: Feel a Draft? - In December, the Selective Service announced that in 2009, it will conduct "readiness" tests for a draft. You know ... just in case.
Freezing What Syndrome? - The neurologist said it is very rare; he'd only seen two other cases; and there were maybe 10 others in the U.S. I told him, "Mr. Rogers always said I was special."
Shallow Thoughts
January 16th, only a week before my wife's annual State of the Marriage Address.
I was surprised by "Rocky Balboa." Honest, I thought they'd need a stretcher to carry Rocky INTO the ring.
The big problem with fast food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there -- and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
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