Don't Eat the Squirrels!
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Democratic Senator Barack Obama called Thursday for universal health care coverage. Hey, new guy, it's my other body parts that need coverage -- my universal is fine.
Ford lost $12.7 billion last year. That's $4,380 for every car and truck it sold. So, this year, if they make even more cars and trucks -- and keep them -- they'll make a fortune!
New Jersey has warned squirrel hunters near a toxic waste dump about consuming the critters because they could be contaminated with lead. Yeah, and it's really hard to get that tail hair out of your teeth.
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Love & Learn
LifeWire - The trend toward employing tall, lean models in advertising is probably here to stay. However, many psychologists suspect more and more young girls have eating disorders as a result of this trend.
Pop Talk: Jazz - World of jazz is thinking small these days.
Autoword - Small car, big world: Chevrolet Aveo not just another econobox.
Money and You - Broker's first loyalty to company, not you.
Sports Fact - First NBA All-Star game won over skeptics .. Sports Fact - Nevers' record stands the test of time ... Sports Fact - Players toss out synthetic basketballs.
A Greener View - Lily varieties save the day .. Moth larvae can destroy squash .. Out with the old, in with the new seed varieties
FYI Travel - Looking for a reason to visit Boston? New art museum gives you one.
Home How To - Hiring a roof contractor .. Repairing vinyl flooring .. Refinishing
Shallow Thoughts
I stopped to eat at a truck stop once -- but my gall bladder wouldn't get out of the car.
A specialist: that's a doctor who went to medical school and flunked all the illnesses except one.
You realize you shouldn't eat while you drive after you hit a pothole and sit there at a stop light with a chicken finger up your nose.
My dog is 14 years old, but he likes to fantasize that he's still young -- so I let him chase my exercise bike.
The Super Bowl proves who is the strongest and toughest -- just like the trash bag commercials.
I'm middle-aged, middle-class, and middle-of-the-road. I feel like that white stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
Democratic Senator Barack Obama called Thursday for universal health care coverage. Hey, new guy, it's my other body parts that need coverage -- my universal is fine.
Ford lost $12.7 billion last year. That's $4,380 for every car and truck it sold. So, this year, if they make even more cars and trucks -- and keep them -- they'll make a fortune!
New Jersey has warned squirrel hunters near a toxic waste dump about consuming the critters because they could be contaminated with lead. Yeah, and it's really hard to get that tail hair out of your teeth.
More Big News every day at Laughs Today, the Internet's #1 topical comedy site.
Love & Learn
LifeWire - The trend toward employing tall, lean models in advertising is probably here to stay. However, many psychologists suspect more and more young girls have eating disorders as a result of this trend.
Pop Talk: Jazz - World of jazz is thinking small these days.
Autoword - Small car, big world: Chevrolet Aveo not just another econobox.
Money and You - Broker's first loyalty to company, not you.
Sports Fact - First NBA All-Star game won over skeptics .. Sports Fact - Nevers' record stands the test of time ... Sports Fact - Players toss out synthetic basketballs.
A Greener View - Lily varieties save the day .. Moth larvae can destroy squash .. Out with the old, in with the new seed varieties
FYI Travel - Looking for a reason to visit Boston? New art museum gives you one.
Home How To - Hiring a roof contractor .. Repairing vinyl flooring .. Refinishing
Shallow Thoughts
I stopped to eat at a truck stop once -- but my gall bladder wouldn't get out of the car.
A specialist: that's a doctor who went to medical school and flunked all the illnesses except one.
You realize you shouldn't eat while you drive after you hit a pothole and sit there at a stop light with a chicken finger up your nose.
My dog is 14 years old, but he likes to fantasize that he's still young -- so I let him chase my exercise bike.
The Super Bowl proves who is the strongest and toughest -- just like the trash bag commercials.
I'm middle-aged, middle-class, and middle-of-the-road. I feel like that white stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
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