Peace on Earth and WHAT!?
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Inflation at the wholesale level surged by the largest amount in more than three decades in November, reflecting higher prices for gasoline and a host of other items. Americans aren't worried -- they fully plan to emerge from bankruptcy as soon as they receive all those mail-in rebates.
- Of course, they're counting on getting the rebates before they change identities to avoid paying off the credit cards.
- Hey, in America, timing is everything.
Donald Trump will let Miss USA keep her title. In return, Tara Conner promises to check into rehab and never throw up on The Donald's hair again.
Love & Learn
A Greener View - Pick a winner for your flower and vegetable gardens from the 2007 All-America Selections winners.
To Be Equal: Bell Shooting - The recent tragic police shooting of 23-year-old Sean Bell near a New York strip club on the morning of his wedding gave Mayor Michael Bloomberg a golden opportunity to show off his race-relations skills and for Rev. Al Sharpton to prove he could reach out across the aisle in hopes of defusing a potentially explosive situation.
Today's Health Scene - Vagus nerve stimulation therapy: Surgical relief for depression
TV Closeup - On “ER,” John Stamos plays Tony Gates, an emergency medical technician who happens to be a Gulf War veteran with dyslexia and serious temper issues.
Classic Christmas Toys - As a public nuisance, we proudly recall another of the All-Time Classically Questionable Christmas Toys
Opinion: Lumps of Coal - It's becoming a common recipe: Take a bumbling bureaucrat, add the Baby Jesus, and stir.
Shallow Thoughts
How about Osama's Christmas message: "Peace on Earth and Death to Americans!"
- Sometimes I think Osama's turban is screwed on too tight.
Christmas shopping for your parents is easy. Just choose stuff you wouldn't be caught dead in.
I'm old fashioned. I like to go in the woods and cut down my own tree -- and stay in the woods until after Christmas.
I was planning to start my Christmas shopping last week, but I couldn't find my red kettle.
- Great way to earn extra Christmas money.
First, God created beautiful sunrises, but nobody got up to look at them. So he created babies, telephones, and garbage trucks.
Inflation at the wholesale level surged by the largest amount in more than three decades in November, reflecting higher prices for gasoline and a host of other items. Americans aren't worried -- they fully plan to emerge from bankruptcy as soon as they receive all those mail-in rebates.
- Of course, they're counting on getting the rebates before they change identities to avoid paying off the credit cards.
- Hey, in America, timing is everything.
Donald Trump will let Miss USA keep her title. In return, Tara Conner promises to check into rehab and never throw up on The Donald's hair again.
Love & Learn
A Greener View - Pick a winner for your flower and vegetable gardens from the 2007 All-America Selections winners.
To Be Equal: Bell Shooting - The recent tragic police shooting of 23-year-old Sean Bell near a New York strip club on the morning of his wedding gave Mayor Michael Bloomberg a golden opportunity to show off his race-relations skills and for Rev. Al Sharpton to prove he could reach out across the aisle in hopes of defusing a potentially explosive situation.
Today's Health Scene - Vagus nerve stimulation therapy: Surgical relief for depression
TV Closeup - On “ER,” John Stamos plays Tony Gates, an emergency medical technician who happens to be a Gulf War veteran with dyslexia and serious temper issues.
Classic Christmas Toys - As a public nuisance, we proudly recall another of the All-Time Classically Questionable Christmas Toys
Opinion: Lumps of Coal - It's becoming a common recipe: Take a bumbling bureaucrat, add the Baby Jesus, and stir.
Shallow Thoughts
How about Osama's Christmas message: "Peace on Earth and Death to Americans!"
- Sometimes I think Osama's turban is screwed on too tight.
Christmas shopping for your parents is easy. Just choose stuff you wouldn't be caught dead in.
I'm old fashioned. I like to go in the woods and cut down my own tree -- and stay in the woods until after Christmas.
I was planning to start my Christmas shopping last week, but I couldn't find my red kettle.
- Great way to earn extra Christmas money.
First, God created beautiful sunrises, but nobody got up to look at them. So he created babies, telephones, and garbage trucks.
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