Monday, January 08, 2007

Weapons of Mass Mess

Big News

President Bush will make a major speech on Iraq this week. He's expected to change course by sending more troops and more money to Iraq. It's a change of course because this time he really means it.

Police shut down 10 blocks of in the heart of downtown Austin Monday after dozens of birds were found dead in the streets. Texas Homeland Security believes it was al-Qaeda testing their latest weapons of mass mess -- suicide grackles.

Love & Learn

Today's Lifestyle: Think Like E. Coli - A few steps will keep veggies from turning you green.

Opinion: Church-State - Taking oath of office using Koran is far from un-American, I swear.

Video Game Reviews - "Full Auto 2" for PS3 puts new twist on 'gunning it,' and "Xiaolin Showdown" is based on the popular animated kung fu show.

'Tween 12 and 20 - Daily advice to teens: Watch your best friend for signs of suicide .. Listen to Mom about dating rules .. What it means to be drug addicted .. Don't bug Dad about promised money .. Send her a card and then find someone else .. Young mom off on a good footing ..

Shallow Thoughts

Did you ever wonder? Does the Tooth Fairy get time and a half during hockey season?

You have to know God is very patient and considerate -- when you listen to some of the singing in church.

The National Rifle Association's idea of gun control is to hold their hands steady while they aim.

I figured it up. If I win the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes, I can send my daughter half-way through college.

And remember this: When the cat's away, the mice send out for pizza and watch football on TV.

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