Gas Prices and Spit
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Retail gas prices across the country climbed an average of nearly 15 cents in the past two weeks. The oil companies need the money. They're having to hire illegal aliens to climb up and change the prices every other day.
- They use to use to use long poles with suction cups, but changing prices so often takes way too much spit.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Weed Appreciation Day. Find a weed you think you could like. Think of it as a wildflower and see if that helps.
Reba McEntire is 52 on Tuesday, but she's still going strong. Reba's the type of fiery, down-home classy lady who'd make any good ole boy wash his truck twice a week -- and switch from snuff to sugarless gum.
On March 28 in 193 A.D. the Emperor Pertinax was forced into early retirement. He was beheaded.
- You could say it was done to reduce overhead.
- Since only his body was left, he needed fewer bodyguards.
- And earmuffs
Love & Learn
More Vets Practicing Holistic Healing - As with human medicine, an increasing number of vets who practice holistic healing based on ancient Chinese methods are finding their profession is far more open-minded than even a few years ago.
Health - SafetyMaking Your Home Safer for Children - Families may see their residences as safe havens in an increasingly dangerous world, but they may be facing hazards in every room of their homes.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
Hospitals are so high-tech these days, you can now give a urine sample simply by dialing Caller I-P.
My home town was a little bit country -- and a little bit Stephen King.
- The main tourist attraction was the lump on the mayor’s forehead.
And remember, if you took all the parking meters downtown and laid them end-to-end, you'd be in jail faster than you can say, "Guinness Book of World Records."
Retail gas prices across the country climbed an average of nearly 15 cents in the past two weeks. The oil companies need the money. They're having to hire illegal aliens to climb up and change the prices every other day.
- They use to use to use long poles with suction cups, but changing prices so often takes way too much spit.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Weed Appreciation Day. Find a weed you think you could like. Think of it as a wildflower and see if that helps.
Reba McEntire is 52 on Tuesday, but she's still going strong. Reba's the type of fiery, down-home classy lady who'd make any good ole boy wash his truck twice a week -- and switch from snuff to sugarless gum.
On March 28 in 193 A.D. the Emperor Pertinax was forced into early retirement. He was beheaded.
- You could say it was done to reduce overhead.
- Since only his body was left, he needed fewer bodyguards.
- And earmuffs
Love & Learn
More Vets Practicing Holistic Healing - As with human medicine, an increasing number of vets who practice holistic healing based on ancient Chinese methods are finding their profession is far more open-minded than even a few years ago.
Health - SafetyMaking Your Home Safer for Children - Families may see their residences as safe havens in an increasingly dangerous world, but they may be facing hazards in every room of their homes.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
Hospitals are so high-tech these days, you can now give a urine sample simply by dialing Caller I-P.
My home town was a little bit country -- and a little bit Stephen King.
- The main tourist attraction was the lump on the mayor’s forehead.
And remember, if you took all the parking meters downtown and laid them end-to-end, you'd be in jail faster than you can say, "Guinness Book of World Records."
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