Easy on the Green Beer!

Big News

U.S. forces and Iraqi troops have launched the largest air assault in Iraq in three years. The question now is, can we defeat Iraq with Iraq's own troops helping us?
- Iraq is a nation with no air force, no navy, and it's army is on our side! Three years later, we still can't win!
- You don't suppose this is why the dumb French thought it was a bad idea? (HaBlog)

Congress agreed to let the government borrow another $781 billion Thursday. Which should be almost enough to pay Halliburton until Tuesday. (HaBlog)

Funtastic Friday

Friday is St. Patrick's Day, a national holiday in Ireland.

The World’s Shortest St. Patrick’s Day Parade is held in Maryville, Missouri. The parade route gets shorter every year, down now to about 86 feet.

St. Patrick’s Day honors the Saint who drove the snakes and the sinners out of Ireland. The sinners came back.

Not all Irishmen wear green on St. Patrick's Day, but they always drink enough beer to look green the next day.

Everybody will be wearing green. You practically have to wear green. On St. Patrick's Day it's not easy not being green.

Go easy on the green beer. It's not as pretty coming back up.

Sunday is Buzzards Sunday in Hinckley, Ohio, the day the buzzards return. Nobody knows why the buzzards return. From all indications even the buzzards aren't sure.

Love & Learn

How to Be Happy - Four simple tips to help anyone get their life back on track.

Today's question for the ACLU:

By driving them out of Ireland, did St. Patrick violate the snakes' civil rights?

Thoughts While Resting

I tried working out, but it didn't work out.

Today is such a fantastic day it makes me feel like I wish I did.