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The NCAA tournament continues. A final four appearance is a win-win for a university. The school gets millions of dollars in revenue. The players get a slap on the butt. (Alan Ray)
Fabulous Friday
On March 24 in 1989 the Exxon Valdez spilled 12-million gallons of oil off the Alaskan coast. Inspiring the bumper sticker, "Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Drive A 12-Million-Gallon Oil Tanker."
Elvis Presley became a private in the U.S. Army on March 24 in 1958. Just think, if Elvis had stayed in the army he might be a sergeant-major by now. And way too fat to get into or out of a tank.
Harry Houdini was born on March 24 in 1874. I suppose you could call it his first big escape.
- He was the first baby ever born blindfolded, with his hands tied behind him.
- Harry's mother said it was a very painful delivery. Said she felt like she'd been sawed in half.
Clyde Barrow was born in Texas on March 24 in 1909. In 1933 Clyde reached #1 on the Top Ten. The FBI Top Ten. If he were alive today, Clyde would be guaranteed a Barbara Walters interview.
Love & Learn
E-Mail Fees? It's No Joke! - Charging businesses for e-mail could wind up costing consumers in the end, advocates say.
Tween 12 and 20 - Compasssionate daily advice for teens from Dr. Robert Wallace on everything from dating to depression to making smart choices.
This just in:
The Surgeon General today announced that stepping on cigarette butts may cause cancer of the sneakers.
Thoughts While Gargling
I'm not going to come right out and say that I'm ready for heaven, but I am looking forwad to not flossing after every meal.
The preceding blog is not available in any store. At least, not yet. We have been approached, however, by a couple of junk yards
The NCAA tournament continues. A final four appearance is a win-win for a university. The school gets millions of dollars in revenue. The players get a slap on the butt. (Alan Ray)
Fabulous Friday
On March 24 in 1989 the Exxon Valdez spilled 12-million gallons of oil off the Alaskan coast. Inspiring the bumper sticker, "Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Drive A 12-Million-Gallon Oil Tanker."
Elvis Presley became a private in the U.S. Army on March 24 in 1958. Just think, if Elvis had stayed in the army he might be a sergeant-major by now. And way too fat to get into or out of a tank.
Harry Houdini was born on March 24 in 1874. I suppose you could call it his first big escape.
- He was the first baby ever born blindfolded, with his hands tied behind him.
- Harry's mother said it was a very painful delivery. Said she felt like she'd been sawed in half.
Clyde Barrow was born in Texas on March 24 in 1909. In 1933 Clyde reached #1 on the Top Ten. The FBI Top Ten. If he were alive today, Clyde would be guaranteed a Barbara Walters interview.
Love & Learn
E-Mail Fees? It's No Joke! - Charging businesses for e-mail could wind up costing consumers in the end, advocates say.
Tween 12 and 20 - Compasssionate daily advice for teens from Dr. Robert Wallace on everything from dating to depression to making smart choices.
This just in:
The Surgeon General today announced that stepping on cigarette butts may cause cancer of the sneakers.
Thoughts While Gargling
I'm not going to come right out and say that I'm ready for heaven, but I am looking forwad to not flossing after every meal.
The preceding blog is not available in any store. At least, not yet. We have been approached, however, by a couple of junk yards
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